Star Trek Line of Funeral Products Launches

You'll recall earlier when Eternal Image announced an agreement to design, manufacture and market a line of Star Trek branded funeral products. Today at the National Funeral Director Association Expo (NFDA) they debuted the line, and showed off their first two products --- an urn (below) and a casket (above).

[Groucho]

I was trying to come up with a witty retort to this one, but... I'm speechless. Simply in awe.

[BBAORILEY]

Move over KISS Coffin!!!

[fathertime]

death: the final frontier.....

[opistoglyph]

"I kinna' get more speed,Cap'n. We're out of crematorium ashes and the engine's going to blow!"Scotty said in a panic.

"I'm a doctor, Jim, not a mortician,"said Bones with a scowl.

"I find human funeral practices...cryptic" said Spock, eyebrow askew.

[opistoglyph]

fathertime wrote:

death: the final frontier.....

BTW-that was the greatest!

[paul judson]

What does the Star Ship Enterprise and Toilette Paper have in common? They both circle Uranius looking for Clingons.

[ThatGuy]

Beam Me Up!

... or six feet down. Whatever.

[Tom]

Just when you thought you've seen everything. I think it's time for people to get a life...even in death.

[Chuck]

fathertime wrote:

death: the final frontier.....

You gave me quite a laugh with this one! Thank you!

[Chuck]

opistoglyph wrote:

"I kinna' get more speed,Cap'n. We're out of crematorium ashes and the engine's going to blow!"Scotty said in a panic.
"I'm a doctor, Jim, not a mortician,"said Bones with a scowl.
"I find human funeral practices...cryptic" said Spock, eyebrow askew.

Very witty! These are very funny also! Thanks for the laughs!

[Bout time]

Well, now I'm going to have to change my funeral arrangements again.

[kek]

Unbelievable...

[Ceroill]

The coffin is about what I expected from the headline. Not bad. The urn is great though! I wouldn't mind having that as a piece of sculpture.

[Yeahthatsright]

...to boldly go where no marketing scheme has gone before...WHOOOSH!!!

[ssgbeansandrice]

i am sooooo, getting something from this line,when it us fully up and running and has more options. I ve been a trekie my whole life, might as wel be one in death too.

[listen again]

Is the stuff made in China?

I have had it with everything coming from China. Walmart, the China store.

I would want American made, at least some time in my life.

[Jack Singer]

Why would you need a casket? Can't they just beam
you down six feet? How about Elton John singing
"Rocket Man" at your funeral ( for a slightly
higher fee ofcourse )?

[Dank]

To boldly go where no BODY has gone before.

[Travelynne]

And I thought one's bad taste ended at death....

[6shooter]

come-on guy's it's not that bad of an idea. but the next one will be called The Transformer's casket.