Human race will 'split into two diffe...

Human race will 'split into two different species'

There are 924 comments on the www.dailymail.co.uk story from Oct 25, 2007, titled Human race will 'split into two different species'. In it, www.dailymail.co.uk reports that:

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

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Jen

United States

#1 Oct 25, 2007
That is the most moronic thing I have ever heard! The author must be a goblin.

Since: Jun 07

Lamar Co.,TX

#2 Oct 25, 2007
Let me guess.... a male scientist ???
Old Corps Marine

Meriden, CT

#3 Oct 25, 2007
I think evolution tried that once before and it didn't fare well, ending and leaving us with only one species of "man" remaining.
maddog

Mobile, AL

#4 Oct 25, 2007
my ex-wife and i must be in the elite class but i can swear that my mother in law is that dumpy evil goblim type. even satan divorced her.
Eilzug

Shawnee, KS

#5 Oct 25, 2007
We already have split....there are the 'haves' and the 'have-nots'.....
linus

United States

#6 Oct 25, 2007
Interesting theory, for what it's worth. However, long before anything like it could happen, Humanity will have figured out some way to undo itself permanently.
Larry

Williamston, MI

#7 Oct 25, 2007
might be a redneck wrote:
Let me guess.... a male scientist ???
NO! it has to be a female!!!!one that always gets her way and of course a bratttttt
Larry

Williamston, MI

#8 Oct 25, 2007
maddog wrote:
my ex-wife and i must be in the elite class but i can swear that my mother in law is that dumpy evil goblim type. even satan divorced her.
No it has to be my ex-wife, could it be the same? Happy she is gone, wherever> I do think she was living with satan and had a few kids that are still around as you can tell.
voldemort

United States

#9 Oct 25, 2007
Have you heard of "the Time Machine" by George Orwell?
Truly thought

Roseville, MI

#10 Oct 25, 2007
I truly thought they were talk talking about a race of Republicans and Democrats. Two distinct races of human beings that split into poly-human beings. The Republicans will walk on their hind feet, just as circus pachyderms. They will make sure that the constitutes will have plenty of peanuts. To give birth the female Republican will take over 2 years for them to gestate an idea. The Democrats will look like Jackasses, run around and Bray at the moon. Perform in Mexican bawdy shows, with Mexican carp colored humans try the interspecies thing. The female Democrat jackass will take a cue from illegals and have as many little asses as they can. The Democrat will try to interbreed with the the illegals. Yup that is how it will be today and into the future. By the year 3000 we will not know the difference between Republican or Democrat people because are both out to screw Joe Average!
Spoiled Royal

United States

#11 Oct 25, 2007
Stealing from H G Wells again, ..tisk tisk

“Got Science?”

Since: Apr 07

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#12 Oct 25, 2007
voldemort wrote:
Have you heard of "the Time Machine" by George Orwell?
You mean HG Wells, but kudos to you for beating me to that Morlocks joke.
THOMAS

Middlefield, OH

#13 Oct 25, 2007
PLAGIARIZING H.G.WELL'S "THE TIME MACHINE" SAME ON YOU. SOME OF US AREN'T AS ILLITERATE AS THESE SO CALLED "SCIENTISTS" ELOYS UNITE!!!!!
Loony Lefties

United States

#14 Oct 25, 2007
This guy is a fraud. As everyone else said, he just read Wells while high on acid or something.
jo fatala

New Haven, CT

#15 Oct 25, 2007
In 100K years the earth will most likely be a barren wasteland,dude. where did you pull that thought? out of your *ss?
THOMAS

Middlefield, OH

#16 Oct 25, 2007
AND GEORGE ORWELL WAS "1984" BIG GOVT
THUMPER thumper

Morvin, AL

#17 Oct 25, 2007
First of all, there is no human RACE!
There is a human SPECIES!
Races within the human SPECIES are the same as subspecies within the rest of the animal kingdom.
So, this "discovery" is not actually a discovery but a new spin on old data.

How many subspecies of hominid do you think there actually are?
a - one
b - two
c - three
d - more than three
e - none
JEANNIE

United States

#18 Oct 25, 2007
voldemort wrote:
Have you heard of "the Time Machine" by George Orwell?
H.G. Wells wrote "The Time Machine".
George Orwell wrote "1984" about "Big Brother".
smartypants

AOL

#19 Oct 25, 2007
in the year 2525, if man is still alive, we'll pick our babies from a long black tube, oh yeah. It will not matter to anyone on this internet now, we'll be long gone.
gerri-berri

Federal Way, WA

#20 Oct 25, 2007
"an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures"
Hasn't this already happened?
Young women who go after old men with money and end up getting it all because they conned the guy out of a pre-nup?
Sorry, this was just waiting for some jokes.

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