WOW! Either you are trying to be humorous or you've really gone 'round the bend. And you added linguists to your list of idiots.<quoted text>
Also, the evidence here regarding languages also strongly supports creation and the Babel dispersion. The major different lanugages have no connection to each other; the fact that specific languages have been contracting and simplifying over time; the fact that written records began at the right time in history according to the Bible; The fact that there is no coorelation to how advanced societies are with respect to how complex the language is (Indian code talkers, etc.) Acutally, I need to jump on this because it is a very important aspect of creation evidence.
Poe's Law comes to mind.