Sex with robots 'not far away'

HUMANS will be marrying and having sex with robots by 2050, an artificial intelligence researcher has claimed.

[Mr Opinion]

Warning Will Robinson!

[ClickerTwitcher]

Finally!
A mate you can programme any way you want...

Oh, and it's "DANGER, Will Robinson!"

Get it right bonehead ;-)

[Jack Singer]

I saw ASIMO a couple of years ago. It runs down
after half an hour if you don't plug it in. So I
guess you could get a divorce by just unpluging
your spouse. Issac Asimov discussed sex with robots
in his book "Robots and Empire". The practice was
banned on the planet Aurora. Have you hugged your
robot today? How about hugging your toaster?

[what]

R2D2 was looking pretty hot in his last movie.

[4 Pac]

If they could make me a robot that looks, sings, and shakes it exactly like Beyonce does, not only I would marry it but I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever leave my home ever again!

[Mr Opinion]

ClickerTwitcher wrote:

Finally!
A mate you can programme any way you want...
Oh, and it's "DANGER, Will Robinson!"
Get it right bonehead ;-)

I got so old I forgot!

[Nora]

Hopefully none of us will be here then!

[4 Pac]

Nora wrote:

Hopefully none of us will be here then!

How do you know we are here now. BOO!!

[Arizonian]

ClickerTwitcher wrote:

Finally!
A mate you can programme any way you want...

One of the things that makes us human is that we get bored very easily. Even if we could programme these robots and even change the programme nightly, eventually we would get bored and long for the human mind's uniqueness and uncertaintity. The basic truth is that we humans are incapable of being totally happy.

[Eastern Boy]

I personally, will not be around and my guess is WD 40 will take the place of "KY"

[wormsEatMyGarbag e]

I dont think i can waite that long ! Please hurry

[im here]

isnt a electric toy for personal stimulation a robot of sorts?

[Legal Speigel]

On a more serious note. What laws will change for divorce rights for an AI spouse?
This is great for perhaps getting a better handle on the spread of STD's yeah yeah the human kind not the 'LOVE' virus itself.

[im here]

Arizonian wrote:

<quoted text>
One of the things that makes us human is that we get bored very easily. Even if we could programme these robots and even change the programme nightly, eventually we would get bored and long for the human mind's uniqueness and uncertaintity. The basic truth is that we humans are incapable of being totally happy.

we are not happy because we choose to do things that we are not made to do...we choose selfish desires...the basic truth is humans are very selfish...we can NEVER be happy when all we think about is ourselves...unforunately, our society, with all its lovely gadjets, is getting more and more me-oriented and thats makes for very unhappy campers...we need to try reaching out to others and we will probably feel abit more satisfied...

[Common Sensei]

Isn't a vibrator just a mechanical
penis missing the rest of its body?

So for ease of...input, what type of
lubricant do you use? Vaseline or
WD-40?

Will this put inflatible sex dolls out of business or will they have to resort
to street walkers...or floaters? Would
they have a pimp or a pump?

Don't stop me. I've got a giga-byte of
these.

Seriously. Does anybody have the name
and # for that babe-bot from that
Metropolis movie? She's purty! I'd
spit polish those silicone brass breasts of hers any day.

[ClickerTwitcher]

Arizonian wrote:

<quoted text>
One of the things that makes us human is that we get bored very easily. Even if we could programme these robots and even change the programme nightly, eventually we would get bored and long for the human mind's uniqueness and uncertaintity. The basic truth is that we humans are incapable of being totally happy.

That very well may be, but I'll take a fully programmable X-69 Robobabe unit over the usual selfish, overly-demanding, spoiled, nagging, crabby American woman ANYTIME!

To women everywhere:
The gravy train is coming to an end... the power you have possessed over men for eons is coming to an end!
You are about to be replaced by something far more perfect!

You better start learning to cook and clean again because yer gonna need a paycheck to survive - that is unless they come up with a robot that performs domestic duties too.

Hmmmm... this reminds me of a movie I once saw....

;-)

[Shaft-O Eng]

Squeak,clunk, grind, whir,...shutup dear or it's the junkyard for you!

[4 Pac]

Arizonian wrote:

<quoted text>
One of the things that makes us human is that we get bored very easily. Even if we could programme these robots and even change the programme nightly, eventually we would get bored and long for the human mind's uniqueness and uncertaintity. The basic truth is that we humans are incapable of being totally happy.

The only reason all humans are incapable of being totally happy is because they can't all have beyonce knowles.

[im here]

Common Sensei wrote:

Isn't a vibrator just a mechanical
penis missing the rest of its body?

yep, that what i just posted...haha

[im here]

ClickerTwitcher wrote:

<quoted text>
That very well may be, but I'll take a fully programmable X-69 Robobabe unit over the usual selfish, overly-demanding, spoiled, nagging, crabby American woman ANYTIME!
To women everywhere:
The gravy train is coming to an end... the power you have possessed over men for eons is coming to an end!
You are about to be replaced by something far more perfect!
You better start learning to cook and clean again because yer gonna need a paycheck to survive - that is unless they come up with a robot that performs domestic duties too.
Hmmmm... this reminds me of a movie I once saw....
;-)

well, hopefully, that X-69 doesnt have razor-sharp teflon teeth when it gives you oral...haha