2013 Smart Guide: Arctic melt will spark weird weather

Jan 2, 2013 Full story: New Scientist 15

Predictions that a major El NiA o warming event - and the coming solar maximum - would help make next year the warmest on record now seem wide of the mark.

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“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#1 Jan 2, 2013
Well, here we go again...

Have you heard? We have two 'artic' masses - one up north and the other down south.

Guess what? The one down south is setting new records for ice mass:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamestaylor/2012/...

"NPR failed to mention anywhere in its article that Antarctic sea ice has been growing since satellites first began measuring the ice 33 years ago and the sea ice has been above the 33-year average throughout 2012."
albert

Benton, AR

#2 Jan 2, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Well, here we go again...
Have you heard? We have two 'artic' masses - one up north and the other down south.
Guess what? The one down south is setting new records for ice mass:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamestaylor/2012/...
"NPR failed to mention anywhere in its article that Antarctic sea ice has been growing since satellites first began measuring the ice 33 years ago and the sea ice has been above the 33-year average throughout 2012."
oh my 'clem', it is obvious you missed one of the final rinse cycles in our global warming brainwashing. these things have happened before and have caused great disturbances in our otherwise smooth takeover. we have removed all common sense quite easily from most people but have come across a few hardcases like you 'clem'. did your cable get disconnected or something? we will have you fill out a quick questionaire to see what we can do to get you fixed up and up to speed. don't worry 'clem', it's quite painless and will hardly cost you anything. remain calm 'clem', we are here to help.

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#4 Jan 3, 2013
That's cuz cold sinks to the bottum uf da globe, man. Now all duh warm air raises to de tops of de globes an melts all dem penguins hangin' wit Santi Klaus. I R smart.
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#5 Jan 3, 2013
Global warning's obviously a fictitious myth created and conspired to by right wing peta putos to gain control of the middle classes minds so that aboriginal societies will discontinue environmental practices which leave us without the abilities to feed our families and pets.
Is that about it???

“It's a secret”

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#6 Jan 3, 2013
Artic is melting??? No wonder she created another profile.

“It's a secret”

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#7 Jan 3, 2013
Mister_ E wrote:
Artic is melting??? No wonder she created another profile.


oops....Arctic.

Shame!

Since: Dec 12

United States

#8 Jan 3, 2013
Mister_ E wrote:
Artic is melting??? No wonder she created another profile.
LMFAO

Funny:)

“Brains are wonderful,”

Since: May 10

I wish everyone had one.

#9 Jan 3, 2013
Antarctic wrote:
<quoted text>
LMFAO
Funny:)
Hang in there girl, I'm busting ice tray as we speak!
<bex shoves the cubes into an envelope and searches for a stamp>
Sam

Crestline, OH

#10 Jan 3, 2013
In other Gore-BULL Warming news, Al Gore sells his struggling "Current" TV network to Al Jazeera:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/al-g...

Imagine that...

“It's a secret”

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#11 Jan 3, 2013
Antarctic wrote:
<quoted text>
LMFAO
Funny:)
:)

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#12 Jan 3, 2013
What if I stop the world and melt for you?

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#13 Jan 3, 2013
Bar Fly_ok wrote:
<quoted text>
Hang in there girl, I'm busting ice tray as we speak!
<bex shoves the cubes into an envelope and searches for a stamp>
Bex to the rescue. lol

Thank god...
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#14 Jan 3, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
What if I stop the world and melt for you?
You'd see a difference, and it's getting better all the time.
Sheik Yerbouti

New Hope, PA

#15 Jan 3, 2013
Keep ignoring the scientists and lets see where that gets you! Keep believing the propaganda put out by the oil companies and the evil koch brothers!

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#16 Jan 3, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Well, here we go again...
Have you heard? We have two 'artic' masses - one up north and the other down south.
Guess what? The one down south is setting new records for ice mass:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamestaylor/2012/...
"NPR failed to mention anywhere in its article that Antarctic sea ice has been growing since satellites first began measuring the ice 33 years ago and the sea ice has been above the 33-year average throughout 2012."
shhhhh..

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