Letter: Can talking spread disease?

[Joe Sixpack]

Glasnos wrote:

Air borne pathogens?
Duh! Why do you think doctors wear masks?
Also money! Always wash your hands after handling money.

I read somewhere that if you use a straw to snort the various remnants on currency you can get high. Is that true?

[Middle of the Road]

This is a joke wrote:

This letter has got to be a joke. I guarantee the person who wrote this wanted to show the ER how stupid the letters are that they print.
This rivals all of the right wing crazy stuff for idiocy.

And once it reaches that level it will then begin approaching it's final descent into the Liberal mind, where talking will be taxed and those that know more words than others will have them confiscated and given to those who are less literate. Pretty soon no one will be motivated to talk at all and utopia will exist.