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Dec 7, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger

For $50, have a cup of coffee that comes from an elephant's bowels

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In the lush hills of northern Thailand, a herd of 20 elephants is excreting some of the world's most expensive coffee.

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“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Dec 7, 2012
 

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A fuller, richer, bigger, rounder taste than you can get from coffee from a little civet's butt?

Being as how I am rather allergic to e. Coli, I prefer coffee the old fashioned way, hand picked from a coffee bush, roasted and shipped here with reasonable sanitation practices.

“Feel the Heat of My Meat”

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#2
Dec 7, 2012
 
This coffee tastes nutty.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Good to the last plop?

“Feel the Heat of My Meat”

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Dec 7, 2012
 
You'll always remember your first cup.

“ONE VACANCY”

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aaaaaah yes a good bowel of PACHYDERM

has to tusk great

“Feel the Heat of My Meat”

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#7
Dec 8, 2012
 
Coffee makes me poop.

This coffee made my colon blow.

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The best part of waking up is Dumbo in your cup...
Taffy

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Good 'til the last plop or was it drop?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Dec 8, 2012
 
Bet Mrs Olsen wouldn't drink this stuff.

“ONE VACANCY”

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Uh Clem wrote:
Bet Mrs Olsen wouldn't drink this stuff.
bet you Juan Valdez won't even harvest it..

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Dec 8, 2012
 
tallyho wrote:
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bet you Juan Valdez won't even harvest it..
Probably not, otherwise we'd see $30 cups of burro brew.

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Dec 9, 2012
 

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Real ground coffee straight from the can.
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Dec 9, 2012
 

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Man, this coffee tastes like shit!
oral roberts

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Dec 9, 2012
 
Two elephants one cup or 55 gallon drum.

“Geologist [I'm Climate Change]”

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#18
Dec 10, 2012
 
Tasted weasel coffee (a bit burnt).

Heard of civet coffee (too expensive).

Now have elephant coffee to add to the mix.

Good news is that Burro coffee is not going to be forthcoming as they tend to chew things up small.

Will stick to regular or instant (Elephant is a bit too slow brew for me).

Have a nice day: Ag

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oral roberts wrote:
Two elephants one cup or 55 gallon drum.
Er, elephant #2 and one cup?

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Dec 10, 2012
 
So gross!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Dec 10, 2012
 
What can brown do for you?

What 'can''brown''doo' for you?

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Dec 10, 2012
 
Uh Clem wrote:
What can brown do for you?
What 'can''brown''doo' for you?
the best shitt in the shitting industry
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#23
Dec 10, 2012
 
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>Er, elephant #2 and one cup?
Lmfao

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