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Zoo hires Olympic gymnast to teach lazy apes how to swing

There are 12 comments on the blogs.app.com story from Aug 16, 2010, titled Zoo hires Olympic gymnast to teach lazy apes how to swing. In it, blogs.app.com reports that:

A zoo in the Netherlands has hired an Olympic gymnast to get its confused orangutans to swing through the trees once again.

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Parden pard

Nazareth, PA

#1 Aug 16, 2010
Ya gotta slowly ween the lard-ass monkeys from using utensils and sitting at the table by placing real food,like bananas up on the fake trees.(let em climb and swing for it). Keep the gymnast on the ground,he might break his neck if he falls.(If he's ugly looking, the monkeys might rape him,too).
Bob the Bug

Hampton, VA

#2 Aug 16, 2010
One answer to the age old question:
"What in the f-k to gymnasts do after they've competed in the Olympics?"
Parden pard

Nazareth, PA

#3 Aug 16, 2010
Bob the Bug wrote:
One answer to the age old question:
"What in the f-k to gymnasts do after they've competed in the Olympics?"
I'm thinking,,,??,, that Boston song "Dust in the wind"....

“behind curtain #1”

Since: Jul 08

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#4 Aug 16, 2010
Me Tarzan you Jane.
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Stockton, CA

#5 Aug 16, 2010
What a waste of money the gymnast is, they probably could of got some black to do it for a "fohty" and cable TV.

“A Generic User”

Since: Jan 10

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#6 Aug 16, 2010
I can just see those Dutch apes kicking back on the rocks in their home at the zoo, passing around a joint.

Ape 1: "Dude, I don't feeling swinging."

Ape 2: "Me neither man. Let's just watch the people. It's funny when they make those stupid noises at us."

“Dum Di Dum”

Since: Oct 09

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#7 Aug 17, 2010
Let it swing, let it swing...
was-burg steve

Everetts, NC

#8 Aug 17, 2010
And if this doesn't work they are going to ship them to the playboy mansion.

“Dum Di Dum”

Since: Oct 09

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#9 Aug 17, 2010
That might then turn to an ugly story...

yernogoood-

“Everyone knows that!!!”

Since: Jul 10

Tell me...Does it hurt much?

#10 Aug 17, 2010
Great…I can see it now “London 2012” Yury Ryazanov and Magilla Gorilla competing for the gold.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#11 Aug 17, 2010
Wanna teach 'em how to swing? Free them back into the wild.

“A Generic User”

Since: Jan 10

Another Person on the Internet

#12 Aug 17, 2010
JM_Brazil wrote:
Wanna teach 'em how to swing? Free them back into the wild.
Or release crocodiles into their enclosure at the zoo. Imagine the apes' eyes bugging out when they see those crocs. They'll learn to climb trees pretty fast.

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