I would like to thank you for your overwhelming support , sir !<quoted text>
Young person, it is comforting to know that you are here and "officially on the case."
With all of your education, you can undoubtedly bring peach to the situation in Ferguson, especially when one considers your "very special skill set," acquired through OJT and your productive years of tenure!
We are counting on you! Do us Missourians proud!
I believe my undercover appearance made a huge difference in the town of Ferguson !
Records show Wednesday was a much calmer day compared to previous days according to police !
However the problem is not solved !
78 protesters were arrested Monday and only 4 were from Ferguson Missouri !
1 protester individual has been arrested 3 times and is from Austin Texas !
Furthermore I would like to assure I will personally see that this situation is sorted out!
Soon folks from the Great State of Missouri can rest easy !