ROFL! Did that "Pony Express rider" finally make it to Ozark? You are right on top of the latest news, "Ozark Bin Lyin' Around"!Obama's Gay Army
WASHINGTON (SR)- President Barack Obama has directed the Pentagon to replace the "don't ask, don't tell" policy with one that will allow openly gay men and women to serve in the military.
Defense Secretary Robert Gates and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike Mullen, will present details of the plan to U.S. lawmakers next Tuesday.
According to sources inside the Pentagon, changes to be implemented include adding choreography to marching regiments, equipping all dorms with double-wide bunks, new fitted uniforms in seasonal color palettes, the installation of hot tubs, and more.
In a potentially controversial move, the Pentagon will announce the formation of a new all-gay, all male company tentatively named the "Fighting 69th Sodomites." Sources credit the creation of the 69th to House member Barney Frank, who has reportedly been working "very, very closely" with gay Pentagon officials.
THEIR MOTTO IS:
NEVER LEAVE YOUR BUDDY'S BEHIND!
1. If you take the time to read the date in your Wordpress link, you MIGHT notice that it is dated July 21, 2010. That was THREE YEARS AGO! Ah, hahahahaha!
2. Robert Gates is no longer Defense Secretary. Chuck Hagel has been SecDef since February 27, 2013, and Hagel was preceded by Leon Panetta, who was SecDef from July 1, 2011 to February 27, 2013. There have been TWO SecDefs since Robert Gates. That "Pony Express rider" must have crawled to Ozark from Washington, eh? Talk about being "out in the sticks"!_8-)
We know that you "conservatives" yearn to "return to the past," but THIS is ridiculous!