Happy "Let's Invade Iraq for No Good Reason Day" to YOU. That day is celebrated by you "gun hugger" Neo-CONs who LOVE to make MONEY by selling weapons to the US (and other) military services. Your holiday was actually March 13, and commemorates the 10th anniversary of the illegal, immoral, senseless invasion of Iraq. The Iraq War was officially declared over on Dec. 15, 2011.Happy Earth Day to all you environmentalist nutcases. This special day was co-founded by a man by the name of Ira Einhorn. Never heard of him you say? That's because the Environmentalists don't want you to know about him. Einhorn is currently serving a life sentence for brutally murdering his girlfriend and stuffing her in a trunk where her body remained for 18 months while he ran to Europe to avoid prosecution. Her decomposed body was finally discovered after it started leaking into the apartment below Einhorn's. He was finally located 25 years later by America's Most Wanted and extradited back to the US where he finally stood trial, was convicted and is now Bubba's little boy toy.
A guy named George W. Bush was primarily responsible for this great waste of time, money, and lives and the great disgrace which he brought to the honor of the United States of America. Never heard of him? He will go down in history as one of the worst presidents the US ever had.
Bush has found a new life as an artist. However, he cannot display his artwork outside the United States because Interpol has a warrant for his arrest to stand trial in an international court on the charge of war crimes. Cheney, Rumsfeld, and other officials of the Bush administration are also wanted by Interpol for the same war crimes.