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“this is a dark ride”

Since: Aug 10

Earth

#80184 Apr 16, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>You choose to BELIEVE, but belief in something does not make it true. It isn't an either or thing. Some of it is true, some of it is allegory, some of it is poetry. None of that changes the theology represented in the Bible. I don't understand how a Christian can claim such superiority and at the same time behave as if Christianity was so weak it would blow away. If your faith is strong and your belief in Christianity is strong, then most of what you post is superlative.
You make an excellent point regarding the fragility of faith.....and NORTON is a poster child of dysfunctional doctrine. Obviously, the fear is admission of one inconsistency will inevitably lead to total collapse of the entire belief system.

The enigmatic NORTON can agree that mortals are not perfect, yet too perfect to ask questions...
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United States

#80185 Apr 16, 2013
come tumbling DOWN!!
Guest3

United States

#80186 Apr 16, 2013
so lame
Guest1

United States

#80187 Apr 16, 2013
HERE'S YOUR SIGN
Norton

Leawood, KS

#80188 Apr 16, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>You choose to BELIEVE, but belief in something does not make it true. It isn't an either or thing. Some of it is true, some of it is allegory, some of it is poetry. None of that changes the theology represented in the Bible. I don't understand how a Christian can claim such superiority and at the same time behave as if Christianity was so weak it would blow away. If your faith is strong and your belief in Christianity is strong, then most of what you post is superlative.
Huh?????
I don't claim superiority nor behave that Christianity is weak. You make no sense to me. Most of what I post is superlative??? What does that mean? It is an either/or thing. You either believe the Bible or you don't. It cannot be part one way or the other. If only part of it is true, how would you know any of it is true? You can't ride the fence. I have heard other people say.....well, I don't believe Jonah was in the belly of a whale. Why not? Anything is possible with God.

CHEERS!
Norton

Leawood, KS

#80189 Apr 16, 2013
Poos ur daddy wrote:
<quoted text>
You make an excellent point regarding the fragility of faith.....and NORTON is a poster child of dysfunctional doctrine. Obviously, the fear is admission of one inconsistency will inevitably lead to total collapse of the entire belief system.
The enigmatic NORTON can agree that mortals are not perfect, yet too perfect to ask questions...
You and Dan must be out of the same mold. You really make no sense. I agree we are not perfect. Why do you think I am too perfect to ask questions? What questions? I doubt either of you could answer them anyway. I suppose you are talking about the Bible. Like I have said before it's either all true or none of it is true. Can't ride the fence.

CHEERS!
Guest

United States

#80190 Apr 16, 2013
Dan is such an azz

“Dinosaurs survived the flood!”

Since: Jan 11

Jesus probably rode dinosaurs!

#80191 Apr 16, 2013
Poos ur daddy wrote:
<quoted text>
You make an excellent point regarding the fragility of faith.....and NORTON is a poster child of dysfunctional doctrine. Obviously, the fear is admission of one inconsistency will inevitably lead to total collapse of the entire belief system.
The enigmatic NORTON can agree that mortals are not perfect, yet too perfect to ask questions...
Norton is a "true believer." He doesn't require facts. He accepts the most outrageous stories as true. When pressed into a corner it is always God did it with magic while lording his supposed superior position over others.

He can't admit the possibility that much of the Bible is allegory intended to convey a message about good and evil, God, theology and morals. It doesn't have to be true in order to deliver that message. He ignores or fails to recognize inconsistencies that are glaringly obvious to those not hypnotized into believing anything they are told without question. Really, he is a good representative of his type. We are fortunate to have his expertise available here. Just don't let him know where his actual expertise lies.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#80192 Apr 16, 2013
Norton wrote:
<quoted text>
Huh?????
I don't claim superiority nor behave that Christianity is weak. You make no sense to me. Most of what I post is superlative??? What does that mean? It is an either/or thing. You either believe the Bible or you don't. It cannot be part one way or the other. If only part of it is true, how would you know any of it is true? You can't ride the fence. I have heard other people say..... well, I don't believe Jonah was in the belly of a whale. Why not? Anything is possible with God....
Sorry, "Norton." You are wrong when you say "Anything is possible with God."

If you truly believe that, show us by cutting off your right arm, and praying to God to replace it. You believe that is possible. Prove it.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#80193 Apr 16, 2013
Norton wrote:
<quoted text>
Huh?????
I don't claim superiority nor behave that Christianity is weak....
Christianity has a lot of influence, but your inerrant Bible teaches you that your God is weak:

Genesis 2:2 (KJV) And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

A strong god would not have had to rest on the seventh day from the labors of creating the world.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#80194 Apr 16, 2013
Norton wrote:
<quoted text> ... It is an either/or thing. You either believe the Bible or you don't. It cannot be part one way or the other. If only part of it is true, how would you know any of it is true? You can't ride the fence....
If your body has some weakness, are you saying that therefore your body cannot exist?

If only a part of your body is alive, how would you know that any of it is alive?

In your case, let us not "ride the fence." Since, presumably, your body has some weaknesses, let us conclude with certainty that you are not alive.

Goodbye to "Norton." We hardly got to know him.
Get _it_right

Poplar Bluff, MO

#80195 Apr 16, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
<quoted text>
Christianity has a lot of influence, but your inerrant Bible teaches you that your God is weak:
Genesis 2:2 (KJV) And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
A strong god would not have had to rest on the seventh day from the labors of creating the world.
He chose to rest...didn't have to, but chose to.
guest 2

Ardsley, NY

#80196 Apr 16, 2013
You gotta fight.....
guest 2

Ardsley, NY

#80197 Apr 16, 2013
For your right.....

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#80198 Apr 16, 2013
Norton wrote:
<quoted text> ... I have heard other people say ..... well, I don't believe Jonah was in the belly of a whale. Why not? Anything is possible with God....
You are undoubtedly correct, "Norton." Jonah lived in the belly of a great fish for 3 days, and then was coughed up onto the shore -- alive and unhurt. It must be true.

Speaking of other true things, consider the "Ballad of Davy Crockett":

" ... Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree ...
Kilt him a b'ar when he was only three!...

Davy! Davy Crockett! King of the wild frontier!"



(Of course, if any part of that song is false, we must conclude that Davy Crockett never existed -- that is known as "Norton's Law.")

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#80199 Apr 16, 2013
Get _it_right wrote:
<quoted text>
He chose to rest ... didn't have to, but chose to.
ROFL! So your "god" CHOSE to rest. Okay. Why did he rest? And HOW does a god rest?

“this is a dark ride”

Since: Aug 10

Earth

#80200 Apr 16, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>Norton is a "true believer." He doesn't require facts. He accepts the most outrageous stories as true. When pressed into a corner it is always God did it with magic while lording his supposed superior position over others.
He can't admit the possibility that much of the Bible is allegory intended to convey a message about good and evil, God, theology and morals. It doesn't have to be true in order to deliver that message. He ignores or fails to recognize inconsistencies that are glaringly obvious to those not hypnotized into believing anything they are told without question. Really, he is a good representative of his type. We are fortunate to have his expertise available here. Just don't let him know where his actual expertise lies.
Well said DFS...as I've mentioned before, I respect NORTON's right to follow his beliefs. However, having an IQ slightly greater than plantlife, I'm not able to convince myself that blatant contradictions are irrelevant when faith translates the Bible as inerrant.

As DAWG has so often done, I'll discuss an example and wait, with bated breath, for Norton to correct my sorry simple-mindedness.

Here we go...let's look at the fable of Noah's ark. Since with God anything is possible, I will agree with the following:
1) Noah could acquire the materials and make an ark to God's specifications
2) Noah could gather aboard pairs of every species having the "breath of life"
3) Rain and the wellsprings of the earth could account for a global rise in sea level of 29,049 feet.
4) Adequate food for all on board could be stored
5) Waste matter and disease would not be a problem
6) Reproduction by smaller species would not create a problem with available space

God could take care of all those things and more!!

So, where's the discrepancy? CHRONOLOGY!!!
Of course the Bible is not in cover to cover timeline format. However, Genesis 8:5-8 tells an ORDERED SEQUENCE of events not to be explained away with magic.
1) The water receded until the tops of the mountains appeared, then;
2) After 40 days, Noah sent a raven out which flew until it found a place to land, then;
3) Noah sent a dove out. The dove returned because the ENTIRE surface of the earth was flooded.

Whoa, what happened? REFLOOD?
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United States

#80202 Apr 16, 2013
TO PAAAAAARRRRTYYY!!

“Dinosaurs survived the flood!”

Since: Jan 11

Jesus probably rode dinosaurs!

#80203 Apr 16, 2013
Poos ur daddy wrote:
<quoted text>
Well said DFS...as I've mentioned before, I respect NORTON's right to follow his beliefs. However, having an IQ slightly greater than plantlife, I'm not able to convince myself that blatant contradictions are irrelevant when faith translates the Bible as inerrant.
As DAWG has so often done, I'll discuss an example and wait, with bated breath, for Norton to correct my sorry simple-mindedness.
Here we go...let's look at the fable of Noah's ark. Since with God anything is possible, I will agree with the following:
1) Noah could acquire the materials and make an ark to God's specifications
2) Noah could gather aboard pairs of every species having the "breath of life"
3) Rain and the wellsprings of the earth could account for a global rise in sea level of 29,049 feet.
4) Adequate food for all on board could be stored
5) Waste matter and disease would not be a problem
6) Reproduction by smaller species would not create a problem with available space
God could take care of all those things and more!!
So, where's the discrepancy? CHRONOLOGY!!!
Of course the Bible is not in cover to cover timeline format. However, Genesis 8:5-8 tells an ORDERED SEQUENCE of events not to be explained away with magic.
1) The water receded until the tops of the mountains appeared, then;
2) After 40 days, Noah sent a raven out which flew until it found a place to land, then;
3) Noah sent a dove out. The dove returned because the ENTIRE surface of the earth was flooded.
Whoa, what happened? REFLOOD?
Another inconsistency. This is a new one for me. I would like to see what kind of answer you get, but likely it will be ignored.

“this is a dark ride”

Since: Aug 10

Earth

#80204 Apr 16, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>Another inconsistency. This is a new one for me. I would like to see what kind of answer you get, but likely it will be ignored.
the dam broke....the monkey got choked....and they all went to heaven in a little rowboat....

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