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GunGrabbing Commies

Forsyth, MO

#77612 Mar 2, 2013
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900:$400 for materials,$400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says, "I can do this job for $700:$300 for materials,$300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me,$1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how a stimulus plan works!
GunGrabbing Commies

Forsyth, MO

#77613 Mar 2, 2013
OBAMAVILLE SONG
Nibblin on Free Cheese
Layin in a cool breeze
Waitin for my food stamps to come in
Talkin on my free phone
In a no work zone
Livin this easy could be a sin
Wastin away again in Obamaville
Spending tax money from the Government's Vault
Some people claim that it's George Bush to blame
But I know
it's Obama's fault
Signed up for welfare
I get free health care
Lost my job with nothing to do
Feel like a real King
I owe it to the left wing
How I got here I haven't a clue
Wastin away again in Obamaville
Spending tax money from the Government's Vault
Some peoople claim that it's George Bush to blame
But I know
it's Obama's fault
Movin to a blue State
Lord knows I can't wait
Money for nothing and meds for free
A new American dream
Oh what a beautiful scheme
Raise those taxes so we can hang on
Wastin away again in Obamaville
Spending tax money from the Government's Vault
Some people claim that it's George Bush to blame
But I know
it's Obama's fault
Yeah
Some people claim that it's George Bush to blame
Now I know
The World's goin insane
SONG HERE: http://www.youtube.com/embed/xEYFFiEnUjQ...

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77614 Mar 2, 2013
10fourRogerThat wrote:
<quoted text>
Well Dawg you guessed right. I really could not leave yet for I knew you would post something stupid and or blame someone else. As for Harvey asking you to un-hide your location as you say, that is good that you did and changed that for him. But that had nothing to do with your line of "you like licking nutz" for that does not fall under your location line. I pointed out how much of a fool you looked like by saying yourself that "you like licking nutz" and then you changed it all. And instead of admitting you just a dumb azz, you blame Harvey for the change. I agree the term Yellow Dog Democrat has been around for quite a while but in your search to find a name you did not realize that in your childish name analysis game you play that you failed to see that the name you chose could be analyzed as "A coward who is a close friend to crooks and idiots" and made you look like a big fool and idiot as you come off to be. End of story enough said. So now I will leave it all to you in and your little games that in which you show and prove you are “A coward who is a close friend to crooks and idiots" based on your name, your actions and response’s that you make. Point proven!!!!!!!!!! Have a good day, a good week and hopefully you may eventually have at least a descent life.
1. You say, "I agree the term Yellow Dog Democrat has been around for quite a while but in your search to find a name you did not realize that in your childish name analysis game you play that you failed to see that the name you chose could be analyzed as 'A coward who is a close friend to crooks and idiots' and made you look like a big fool and idiot as you come off to be. End of story enough said. So now I will leave it all to you in and your little games that in which you show and prove you are 'A coward who is a close friend to crooks and idiots.'"

That's a stretch, "10." A tortuous stretch, but a stretch nevertheless. Don't play word games with me. You will lose. I'm overlooking your comment this time -- I am just being a nice guy to you.

2. In comment #77592, you said, "I see this thread is just a waste of time so enjoy it from here on out without me for I actually enjoy a conversation where the title of the thread is the actual topic. Have a good day."

My response in #77598 was, "Good bye! So long! But I will predict that you do not have the willpower to stay away from this thread! Let's see you prove me wrong!_8-)"

As you accurately say above,"Well Dawg you guessed right. I really could not leave yet ....

<.snicker!.> I have you all figured out. Even you admit it. Good bye! So long!

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77615 Mar 2, 2013
GunGrabbing Commies wrote:
...
* If Guns Kill People, How Does Anyone Get Out of a Gun Show Alive?...
Quick answer: They don't!

http://tinyurl.com/c9lcasb
GunGrabbing Commies

Forsyth, MO

#77616 Mar 2, 2013
Obama Is A Mole For The Communist
~ This black MAN should be the President!
http://www.westernjournalism.com/obama-is-a-m...

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77617 Mar 2, 2013
Harvey wrote:
<quoted text> ... By the way, I picked Clinton at random. Do you really think I am going to tell you where I live? Damn are you gullible and stupid....
So you admit that you are a liar?

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77618 Mar 2, 2013
Harvey wrote:
<quoted text>
I wasn't going to comment on Dawg liking to lick my nuts. I figured the sheer stupidity of him putting that in his profile spoke for itself.
I really didn't care about his posting location either. I just wanted to give him a lesson in what owning someone is really all about. I made him do something, thus I controlled him. Now watch him as he tries to save face with some half witted attempt to make it look like he didn't get his butt whooped.
1. Had you read my Headline and Location on my icon, you would have noted that I like licking nutz like you and "Jokster." (Ask your nephew whether he knows what "licking" means. It is an old phrase, but you are old enough to know that it means beating someone in a fight.)

2. Sure. I humored you. Unhid my location. You fell for it. You learned nothing.

3. Although you promised to tell me your location, you just admitted that you lied. That's not a surprise to me, but don't you have the least bit of honesty?

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77619 Mar 2, 2013
Norton wrote:
<quoted text>
People better be paying attention to this instead of acting like 3 year olds. They don't have a clue!...
You were responding to "GunGrabbing Commie"'s comment "* Chinese police drown conficated firearms in gasoline before setting them on fire."

Tell me, "Norton." How does one drown a firearm in gasoline? Can you resuscitate them by giving CPR?

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77624 Mar 2, 2013
Harvey wrote:
<quoted text> ... Until last week I have never owned a gun. Now I am a proud owner of a beautiful handgun that was recommended to me by my neighbor who is retired special forces. Not going to post what it is as it is no one on here's business. Can't wait to get it out on the range and use it. Before this I have been an avid bow user. Always enjoyed the skill that goes into using a bow.
Well, you had better respect the skill and knowledge that you should learn before using a handgun. I have a few suggestions:

1. Have someone tell you how to properly take care of and use a handgun. Perhaps your neighbor will help you. Study. Study. Study. Practice. Practice. Practice.
2. If your handgun is a caliber larger than a .32, I suggest that, when you fire it the first time, you only place one round in the gun, meaning ONE in the chamber and NONE in the magazine. You will probably be surprised at the amount of recoil, and your hand will possibly move upwards. If your gun fires with an small amount of trigger pull (like a Glock), you might find yourself shooting the roof of the firing position (or worse).
3. Know and observe the rules of the firing range.
4. Wear hearing protection at the range. If other shooters are there, before entering the area.
5. Be sure you know the laws and get a permit before concealed-carrying on the street. You are not Wyatt Earp. Or George Zimmerman. Just because you have a gun, you do not have a badge, or immunity from manslaughter.
6. Once the bullet is fired, it will hit anything in its path. Don't ever shoot at a "bad guy" when there are "good guys" behind him. I am going to guess that your neighbor suggested a large-caliber handgun, like a .45. Remember that some rounds will go through a man and can strike people behind the "bad guy."
7. Keep in mind that the paper targets do not shoot back at you at a firing range, like the "bad guys" will do in a real situation.
8. Also keep in mind that you will probably lose some of your fine motor skills in a real-life situation, meaning that you probably will not be able to fire your weapon as accurately as you could at a firing range.
9. Have your neighbor teach you how to protect yourself by, for example, shooting from behind a substantial object. Study defensive tactics. Again, you ain't Wyatt Earp, and this ain't no showdown at the OK Corral.

(And if you are ever in Texas, do not "open-carry." All the Old West cowboys are gone now -- but the cops aren't.)

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77626 Mar 2, 2013
Harvey wrote:
<quoted text>
Yep!! What are you going to do about it? Not a damn thing. But I am no more a liar then you are. In fact, you are a Democrat, which makes you a pathological liar by default. I just lie once in a while so I can, how do you say it, oh yeah, own you!!!
Situational lying, eh?

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77627 Mar 2, 2013
Harvey wrote:
<quoted text>
It's pretty sick you would want me to ask an 11 yr old what licking nuts is. You need to keep your pedophiles fantasies to yourself. It does help to explain why your son is constantly posting things that are homosexual in nature.
Just like I said you would do, try to pretend you we're pulling something off and not getting, as you say, owned. Too bad for you. You just got schooled.
No, dimwit. I said to ask him what "licking" is.

Exactly what sort of a relationship do you have with your nephew, anyhow?

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77628 Mar 2, 2013
Harvey wrote:
<quoted text>
Tell us "Dawg" How does someone who claims to be so smart not know there are various definitions of the word "drown"?
1a: to suffocate by submersion especially in water
b: to submerge especially by a rise in the water level <villages drowned by the flooding river>
c: to soak, drench, or cover with a liquid
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dro...
Notice what c says? Looks to me like Nortons use of the word was proper and your attempt to belittle him by asking a stupid question meant to make you look superior once again has you with your head firmly planted up your ass looking like the inferior twit that you are.
As usual, you "rose to the bait." I forced you to consult a dictionary and write a long treatise, in an attempt to prove some point or other.

I forced you to perform the search. Thus, I OWN YOU!(Relax. It will not be the last time. You may even get used to it.)

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77629 Mar 2, 2013
Harvey wrote:
<quoted text>
Congrats, you get an A in Copy & Paste for today.
If that was "copy-and-paste," a simple Google search should find the source of that information. Come on -- you can do it! ROFL!
twinkle toes

Malden, MO

#77631 Mar 2, 2013
Republican
twinkle toes

Malden, MO

#77635 Mar 2, 2013
GunGrabbing Commies wrote:
OBAMAVILLE SONG
Nibblin on Free Cheese
Layin in a cool breeze
Waitin for my food stamps to come in
Talkin on my free phone
In a no work zone
Livin this easy could be a sin
Wastin away again in Obamaville
Spending tax money from the Government's Vault
Some people claim that it's George Bush to blame
But I know
it's Obama's fault
Signed up for welfare
I get free health care
Lost my job with nothing to do
Feel like a real King
I owe it to the left wing
How I got here I haven't a clue
Wastin away again in Obamaville
Spending tax money from the Government's Vault
Some peoople claim that it's George Bush to blame
But I know
it's Obama's fault
Movin to a blue State
Lord knows I can't wait
Money for nothing and meds for free
A new American dream
Oh what a beautiful scheme
Raise those taxes so we can hang on
Wastin away again in Obamaville
Spending tax money from the Government's Vault
Some people claim that it's George Bush to blame
But I know
it's Obama's fault
Yeah
Some people claim that it's George Bush to blame
Now I know
The World's goin insane
SONG HERE: http://www.youtube.com/embed/xEYFFiEnUjQ...
Great song. I love it. Lmao!!

“Let it roll on down the”

Since: Mar 13

the highway. BTO

#77636 Mar 3, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
<quoted text>
1. You say, "I agree the term Yellow Dog Democrat has been around for quite a while but in your search to find a name you did not realize that in your childish name analysis game you play that you failed to see that the name you chose could be analyzed as 'A coward who is a close friend to crooks and idiots' and made you look like a big fool and idiot as you come off to be. End of story enough said. So now I will leave it all to you in and your little games that in which you show and prove you are 'A coward who is a close friend to crooks and idiots.'"
That's a stretch, "10." A tortuous stretch, but a stretch nevertheless. Don't play word games with me. You will lose. I'm overlooking your comment this time -- I am just being a nice guy to you.
2. In comment #77592, you said, "I see this thread is just a waste of time so enjoy it from here on out without me for I actually enjoy a conversation where the title of the thread is the actual topic. Have a good day."
My response in #77598 was, "Good bye! So long! But I will predict that you do not have the willpower to stay away from this thread! Let's see you prove me wrong!_8-)"
As you accurately say above,"Well Dawg you guessed right. I really could not leave yet ....
<.snicker!.> I have you all figured out. Even you admit it. Good bye! So long!
If you are going to quote me say the whole line which was "I really could not leave yet for I knew you would post something stupid and or blame someone else." The reason I came back then was to prove that you would and the reason I came now back and are making this post is to let you know you are not very slick. See you first followed me to this post and made a comment under Yellow Dawg Democrat
http://www.topix.com/issue/gun-control/spring...

Now all of a sudden this guy called TheJokster (which it is funny for you and him both are on this thread) follows me to another link as well and makes a comment. So I think huh! Is Yellow Dawg and TheJokster the same guy and I decide probably so for you followed me into one thread and I called you on it and now TheJokster guy has followed me into another thread and has replied behind me as well.
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/mountain-grov...

You must be really in need of mental help if you think just by using another name that it could not be traced back to this thread. For I see you and TheJokster have both been on this thread and now you and TheJokster have been following me and commenting on my threads.

Grow up little puppy. Leave things alone for when you stir the pot with different names you just show how much of an idiot you are. The only thing I admit is that you are an idiot and brainless, PERIOD! Go follow someone else. You have already proved to me you are an idiot that uses a few different names to harass people. There is no reason for you to try to prove anything else. It is a sick little game you play but I am guessing you are a sick little person. Now you leave me alone and quit following me under you different names and I will not be back. Have a good morning.
Jermain

Saint Louis, MO

#77637 Mar 3, 2013
I voted for a blunt.But they wont legalize it yet.One Love

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77638 Mar 3, 2013
Harvey wrote:
<quoted text>
There is only one problem with that, I don't care enough to waste my time.
Goodbye, "Harvey"! Obviously you will no longer be on here.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77640 Mar 3, 2013
Harvey wrote:
<quoted text>
You really are a moron.
You also really suck at trying to pull your head out of your ass when you get made a fool of for saying something stupid. Bout the only thing accomplish is looking like an even bigger fool.
I do not believe you. You have admitted to being a situational liar.

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/marble-hill-m...

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77642 Mar 3, 2013
Harvey wrote:
<quoted text>
See my previous regarding how you make an even bigger fool of yourself. Once again it applies.
That is if you can drag yourself away from your kiddie porn.
I do not believe you. You have admitted to being a situational liar.

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/marble-hill-m...

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