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“I can never convince the ”

Since: Jan 11

stupid that they are stupid.

#77171 Feb 22, 2013
TheJokster wrote:
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Now you are talking the truth Dan. Glad to see you have finally started to come into reality
This sounds so familiar. You sure we ain't gone fishing with my buddies. You sure sound exactly like somebody I know. But you couldn't be. He was a mean, spiteful little asswipe that was angry cause his birth mother gave birth to him on the parking lot behind a convenience store dumpster and then chucked him in it. He didn't get found for over a week. All he had was this dead wet cat to cuddle with the whole time. He used to come on here with multiple names, proxy servers, using multiple devices to post with different ISP's and the like. Always crying about how he turned his wife into a lesbian and she run off with another woman and took his boys with him. Somebody told me he beat them boys and his wife and couldn't go near them otherwise he be arrested. Anyway, he was a doorknob on Topix. Everybody took a turn beating up on him. You aren't like that at all. He was arrogant for no reason and obsessed. That ain't you. You aren't arrogant or obsessed. You seem logical and reasonable to me. Besides he used to brag about drug abuse and having sex with chickens. He was a real sick man.

Well I got to go. I got to hose down this containment vessel before the morning cause we are going to slap a new coat of paint on it. YCSMD until next time.

“I can never convince the ”

Since: Jan 11

stupid that they are stupid.

#77172 Feb 22, 2013
Before I forget, I noticed that we appear to be the only two people up looking at this thread, yet you already have 5 or 6 jujits. Now that seems very familiar to me. I know someone that is able to manipulate the jujits and give themselves as many as they want. I just can't remember who that is. These other folks remember him. They may remember his name. It would be just like him to be monkeying around with the jujits when there ain't hardly no one around. Boy I sure can't wait for you to get started schooling us. I guess you get the personal satisfaction of schooling strangers you already consider to be easy targets and beneath you. That must make you feel real good. Must be better than the feeling you get from saving somebodies life by transplanting them a new spleen.

“I can never convince the ”

Since: Jan 11

stupid that they are stupid.

#77173 Feb 22, 2013
I forgot to ssay TTFN YFPFS!
Gun Grabbin Commies

Forsyth, MO

#77179 Feb 22, 2013
DHS SUPPLIER PROVIDES SHOOTING TARGETS OF AMERICAN GUN OWNERS
http://www.infowars.com/dhs-supplier-provides...
Illegal Muslim Prez

Forsyth, MO

#77180 Feb 22, 2013
IF WALMART GOES DOWN WILL THE WHOLE ECONOMY FOLLOW?
~ Looks like obozo is going to suceed in bringing down the country that he despises!

Walmart reported its earnings Thursday and they were lackluster to say the least, as executives explain that February 2013 sales started slower than planned due to the delay in income tax refunds and rising gas prices. This announcement came one week after Bloomberg published freakout emails by company executives exclaiming that February sales were a “total disaster.” Ashley Lutz reports for Business Insider this week that we could all be in trouble if Walmart and its competitors can’t get their feet back on the ground despite a broke customer base:

Family Dollar, Target, and grocery stores are experiencing a similar problem, Strasser told Bloomberg.
When the payroll-tax break expired at the end of last year, Americans started paying 2 percentage points more in Social Security taxes on their first $113,700 in wages, Dudley reported. That’s $60 a month for someone making $40,000 a year.
Walmart shoppers are the “barometer of the U.S. consumer,” Brian Sozzi, chief equities analyst at NBG Productions, told us. If the world’s largest retail is struggling, other businesses definitely are.
“There’s no reason to be optimistic,” Sozzi told us.
On “Real News” Thursday the panel broke down the economic indicators for the ailing discount mega-shopping industry, and whether they are bellwethers for more dire things to come. What part of this is owned by bad economic policy, and what will the consequences be both politically and economically? Watch a clip from Thursday’s show below:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/21/if...
Scumbags

Wilmington, DE

#77181 Feb 22, 2013
Who killed Branson perry ? Where is Branson perry ? Skidmore

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77182 Feb 22, 2013
TheJokster wrote:
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Is that the best you got. Come old timer surely you can do better. But then maybe you can't being you are just speaking of how your life is
1. Your rhyme was:
To my Yellowdawg;
Where or where has my Yellowdawg gone? Oh where oh where can he be? Maybe he had to go change his depends because he can't control his urge to pee.
My Yellowdawg always runs his mouth like he is the king, but when it really comes down to it,, he is just an old ding-a-ling.

2. My limerick was:
"TheJokster" is short for
A stinky jock strap.
The strap is always running,
but it is full of crap.

Let's let all of our fellow posters (and readers of this thread) vote on which is better, by merely placing a "1" or a "2" in their next post.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77183 Feb 22, 2013
TheJokster wrote:
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Aw Dawg hush sugar. Your used to be so kind and gentle and now you are just so lame and ingornant
I am trying to come down to your standards.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77184 Feb 22, 2013
TheJokster wrote:
<quoted text>It is no seceret that you have been a door to door salesman in your days. Thing is all that BS may have worked back then but does not work in the days of now,, it doesn't fly. You are still stuck back in the 50's and 60's and I am very surprised you can use a computer with your simple one track mind. If you look at your quote, you know that is something a vacuum sales man would say to try to get someone to buy a vacuum. Go rest your tired old fingers old man, drink some metamucil and change your depends,,,, for no one wants to listen to your old sayings anymore for you are old and washed up and have no use in this world except to try to bring others down to your level of thought that even elementary school kids are above now days. Maybe back in your day old man you were the TOP VACCUM SALESMAN but now days, just like any vacuum,,, you just plain suck! You are lost in a world that has out grown you and your kind. You are no longer needed unless we want to hear stories of the past. Get along little doggie and go out to pasture.
Stepping back a bit to get some perspective to consider your comment, I admit to having slowed down a bit on keeping up with technology. However, I bought my first computer, a "Leading Edge," which was an IBM "clone" made by Mitsubishi, in 1980. Thus, I have been using modern PCs for 33 years. I have written programs in BASIC, machine language, Prolog, Pascal, and C. I have written and maintained several web sites, which I programmed in raw HTML. I recently off-loaded some family photos from a hard drive of a lady whose computer had crashed. For years, I have had an enclosure for IDE drives, but purchased an enclosure to connect to her SATA hard drive through a USB port.

For at least 5 years, I have carried a cellphone and a pocket digital camera. I dislike texting. I have owned digital cameras since 1995. That year, I placed the first digital photo in our local newspaper.(My photos have been published in numerous newspapers and magazines.) I dislike small handheld computers. iPads are nice, but I prefer using a full-size classic keyboard.

I have been "out to pasture" for 20 years. But I can still solve algebraic equations, for example. Let's see how good YOU are at doing that: Across an alley are placed two ladders from one wall to the opposite wall. The ladders are 18 feet and 29 feet in length. They are crossed in the alley, and their intersection is 7 feet from the ground. What is the width of the alley?

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77185 Feb 22, 2013
TheJokster wrote:
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Oh my bad. I said it was Dan when it was really Dawg. They are so far up each others @ss I can't tell where one ends and/or where the other one starts. lol
Discerning critical observation has never been one of your abilities.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77186 Feb 22, 2013
TheJokster wrote:
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Yes Dan it is free speech, with a clear and thoughtful mind intact and being respectful. But I would not expect you to know what a clear and thoughtful mind is being yours is always clouded from shyt from having your head up someone’s @ss.
That comment of yours is "being respectful"? ROFL! You are more deranged than I had thought!

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77187 Feb 22, 2013
TheJokster wrote:
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A friend of mine told me about this topic and said I needed to check it out, that I would have fun,,, BUT DANG I didn’t realize how much fun he really meant. I can beat you all using simple English and simple words while you all scramble and try to rebuttal in big and long words that you have no clue of but you have to look up on Google to even see what they mean. This is a blast to kill a little spare time and put you lametards in your place. WhoHoo,,, lets ride boys
Is that your admission that you do not understand big words?

"try to rebuttal"? ROFL! You cannot even use "small" words.

Whenever you get around to putting us "lametards" in our place, do let us know! So far, I have missed it. The only thing I see is that you are unable to keep up at any level. If YOU are "having fun," just imagine all the glee that "DFS" and I are having!(Plus other readers, who are watching to see how dumb you can be.)

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77188 Feb 22, 2013
TheJokster wrote:
Oh Dawg and Dan make no mistake I am not anyone’s friend on here. I came in here and got in Triples Negs and Norton’s @ss because they seemed to be rambling idiots, you all in return got in mine. The way I see it is if you can't handle or don’t like the hard recoil, don’t fire the gun in the first place.
Are you really able to handle the recoil from that peashooter you are using?_8-)

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77189 Feb 22, 2013
TheJokster wrote:
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Actually I was called to ER for an emergency surgery of a ruptured spleen from a wreck that was caused due to the bad weather but I would not expect someone of your education that works at a mini-mart to understand
Did the spleen fall to the floor, and you were called in to mop up the blood?

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77190 Feb 22, 2013
TheJokster wrote:
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You sir are so out gunned in intelligence that you have no clue what is going on. You not only have been told that before, i am sure you have been showed that before and a respectfully would say many times. As far as a challenge, my 8 year old daughter has a vocabulary 10x greater than yours and many on here, so yes, this is not much of a challenge as you keep proving with you unintelligent comments. But some day maybe you will grow up and get out of preschool and actually get in with the real world and what is going on instead of hiding your lower education behind a keyboard trying you hardest to look smart but unknown to you, you just look even more ignorant
You are really reaching now. ROLF! "8 year old daughter"! Apparently she has a vocabulary 200x greater than yours.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77191 Feb 22, 2013
TheJokster wrote:
<quoted text>
Actually I registered 3 days ago. I came on, did a little reading and seen Dawg was the biggest mouth on here and that you and several others suck his @ss and think he is the man (and I take that because I guess at one time he punked your @sses so you all gave in). Your mistake was thinking I was one of “you all” as I said I am friend to no one here,. To each his own and may the best survive. So you call me a troll because I confront you and everyone and won’t befriend you and your ignorance, your ignorance is why I won’t. I never held back from anyone as I have confronted most of you regs that troll here daily. Go get another beer and cry in it. Set up a PayPal account and I will donate you a quarter so you can call someone that cares. It is said in life everyone that does evil, does people wrong, belittles people and laughs at people will sooner or later meet their devil, you all have now just met yours. Let the fun begin. So it is now not “game point” as you and your friends like to call it, it is now “game on”
OH! OH! Looks like "Jokster" is going to get his dictionary and his peashooter! Be careful, "Dan"! Ah, hahahahahahahaha!

(We got ourselves a "live one." P.T. Barnum was right!)

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#77192 Feb 22, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>Wow. You are a doctor. For real. That is so amazing. Is the spleen like in the body or something? What is an er? I bet they don't get many doctors in the er to have a ruptured spleen replaced. You really shouldn't be driving in this kind of weather. I understand enough not to drive around with a ruptured spleen. Those things don't work so good when they are being called to the Lord. Several friends of mine are doctors too. They are big thinkers like you that like to spend their free time on Topix. Maybe you know each other. Wouldn't that be a hoot if you and them was friends. Now, I don't understand everything they do, but it has something to do with medicine in the healthcare business. One time I was fishing with them. Did I tell you we go fishing together. We sure do. They like to fish those guys. Of course in the winter time, it is all catch and release unless you go outside the park and you got a trout stamp. I nearly forgot, we mostly fish for trout. They aren't native to this state. Did you know that. People broght them here years ago and now the state raises them from little bitty eggs that they keep in troughs in the basement of the fish raising building. See trout like it cold, so they divert the a portion of the spring outflow into the fish raising building and run it through them troughs full of eggs. The eggs hatch just like chicken eggs and you get these itty bitty little baby fish called fry that school in these troughs. Now I know a smart feller like you knows them fish ain't really in school. That is just a way a saying they group up.[edited for brevity] Did I mention that me and these doctor friends of mine like to go trout fishing. That sure is a lot of fun. Trout are from around here originally, but they can survive in the cold spring water of the Ozarks. By doggy you are a doctor. That is amazing. I am completely in awe of you now. Imagine you coming on here taking time out of your busy and important life to school me. I can't wait to find out more about you. Do you like to fish too? I may have mentioned that I like to fish? Did I mention that I have several friends that are doctors too? One of them works in the er too. I guess I really don't know what kind of doctor is an er doctor. Does that take more schooling? Now you mention you got you a little daughter. You should take her fishing. Kids like fishing. I bet you being a rich doctor you have got your very own lake right next to your 17,000 square foot mansion. I am sure impressed with you and you taking time out between replacing spleens and fishing to school me and Dawg and all the rest of us poor, uneducated, ignorant peasants on this here thread. I don't know how to thank you. Maybe we can go fishing sometime. Do you know any doctors that like to fish besides yourself? They might be some of the fellers I know. Wouldn't that be a hoot. You and me knowing the same fellers. Where do you get the spleens you replace? Is there a donor program for them too?
Imagine me talking to a doctor and right here on Topix. You got a great bedside manner. I warmed up to you right away. I ran out of room. Did you know I fish?
Ah, hahahahahahahahaha! Biggest laugh I have had in weeks, "DFS"! Can you imagine "Jokster" actually being a doctor? Boy, I am also impressed!

I figure he is a psychologist. You know those guys take psychology in an effort to figure out why they are "different" from real people!

My next guess is that he is a janitor in a hospital.

(I had to edit some of your post, "DFS," because I ran out of words. Sorry! I hate to fish. I just go to a restaurant and lay my money down, and they bring fish out already cleaned and cooked.)
Norton

Grandview, MO

#77193 Feb 22, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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Those verses which I quoted from Genesis 6 clearly show that God has many sons.
When God sent Jesus to earth in "human form," Jesus had to be born of a woman. The word for that action is "begotten." Jesus was God's only BEGOTTEN son, because God did not send the rest of his sons to earth to redeem the sins of you lost sinners.(Although those other sons of God apparently "snuck off" and got into some of the sinning themselves.)
You are totally an 'nutso'!(off your rocker)

CHEERS!
Norton

Grandview, MO

#77195 Feb 22, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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Yeah, "Norton" is totally clueless. Acts 2:22,23 say no such thing. Apparently, "Norton" has learned how to "copy-and-paste" from his apologetic heroes, and has abandoned what his Bible says. Of course, it was bound to happen. And "Norton" didn't understand it anyhow.
I challenge you to check this out a little further, Dawg. You just proved to me that you don't have a clue.......and I knew you wouldn't!

P. S. I didn't copy and paste!

CHEERS!
Norton

Kansas City, MO

#77196 Feb 22, 2013
Did someone say Dawg was in a snow drift? Just Wondered!

CHEERS

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