I am not trolling for anything, although I can understand why you might get excited over that possibility, since you appear to be looking for a "very close friend."<quoted text>
Nope. Why, are you trolling for sex or allies?
'He who assumes is the enemy of exactitude.'
Assume? I am not "assuming." I am not an assuming person. However, I am very logical. When you said, "You do whine exceptionally well, however. I can hear your bloodcurdling nasal twang all the way to St. Louis," the conclusion was obvious -- you live in St. Louis. BUSTED!