MO. Governor Bans Nudity, Alcohol At Strip Clubs

Missouri's strip clubs and adult stores will need to keep their employees partially clad, minors out and doors closed after midnight under legislation signed Friday by Gov.

[Someones Hero]

"One need only take a short trip on any of Missouri's major highways to see that the proliferation of smut shops is out of control," he said.

Well... yeah. I figured that out years ago though. I still don't see this as a major issue our politicians need to be worried about. We have bigger issues to conquer.

[truthseeker]

who wants to come to MO. for a major convention?......... you wonder why all the major conventions are in LA, New York, etc etc? because these cities Las vegas has legallized coochie for sale with plenty of alcohol to boot..how many conventions wind up there? have what these business men want when the meetings have adjourned....what are cheerleaders in pro sports? are they not selling sexiness as well?you wanna ban cheerleaders too? or maybe the strip clubs aint greezin' the right palms. Wake up old men! if you dont wanna see a half naked woman dont go there!

[moxxie]

Missouri can't afford to clean up all the problems caused by strip clubs. Sexually transmitted diseases, drug addiction, physical abuse against the dancers, inside crime and drug sales...nothing good comes from naked women dancing in front of frustrated, perverted, sex addicted angry men.
Thank you Gov.

[mom of 5]

this is just stupid the law markers worried about strip clubs what about the millions of us without healthcare us working class paying taxes tryin to raise our famlies we dont get shit but if we were an illegal or"minority" wed get everything handed to us and could forgot all about working 60hrs/week trying to survive.as for the divorces well that can be guy or girl going to clubs not justthe guys. face it america were nothing anymore all our jobs go over seas,we import billions of goods from china ,our oil supply comes from overseas ,our laborers come here illegaly, our people lose thiers houses,our soilders die for nothing everyday, we have no healthcare and no freedom or help from our so called goverment that its sick

[mom of 5]

oh yeah guess all gas stations liquor stores sports bars grocery stores walgreens and things got to close by midnight too since they sell acohol right oh and lets not forget places like hooters and the tilted kilt and even the casinos those place have have nude chicks oh my serving you acohol but that must be ok since those places like the casinos screw you in the @sswhile youre there right in front of everyone by taking youre money then they say the taxes benefit schools yeah that why so many lay offs and closings and budget cuts right!!!!!!!!111

[NO SCABS]

Mom of 5 you want healthcare and other free sh!t, then why are you at the casino? Governor is just trying to keep the whoores and STD's over in Illinois. I for one am happy, we don't need that diseased society on this side of the river. Let the homely and lonely men go over to the east side to get their disease. Hope they don't bring it home to their wives.

[Joeyguy]

Mom of 5, perhaps you should have educated yourself before you had your children.
Your post shows that you are definitely a moron, with very little education.
You are more of a burden on the government then the people you are condemning.
For the sake of your children, learn to spell or use spell check, so that you do not sound as stupid as you are!

[Xena]

Nixson, why don't you get some nads and make Mo. smoke free?

[Jmg]

Missouri has strip clubs!!!

[Tired of it]

mom of 5 wrote:

this is just stupid the law markers worried about strip clubs what about the millions of us without healthcare us working class paying taxes tryin to raise our famlies we dont get **** but if we were an illegal or"minority" wed get everything handed to us and could forgot all about working 60hrs/week trying to survive.as for the divorces well that can be guy or girl going to clubs not justthe guys. face it america were nothing anymore all our jobs go over seas,we import billions of goods from china ,our oil supply comes from overseas ,our laborers come here illegaly, our people lose thiers houses,our soilders die for nothing everyday, we have no healthcare and no freedom or help from our so called goverment that its sick

And all this is due to nudity?

Me thinks thou dost protest to much.

[mom of 5]

Joeyguy wrote:

Mom of 5, perhaps you should have educated yourself before you had your children.
Your post shows that you are definitely a moron, with very little education.
You are more of a burden on the government then the people you are condemning.
For the sake of your children, learn to spell or use spell check, so that you do not sound as stupid as you are!

no moron here i have a college degree and have been in the nusing field for 15+years i was talking about all the lawmarkers worring about stupid stuff like strip clubs and acohol rather than taking care of its own people.we pay out of our ass for healthcare and to have the things for this so called american dream i pay for my kids 100% and have no goverment help in my household which is more than i can say to all the illegals out there that get everything handed to them stupid!

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[no ones hero]

How are all the heroin addicts going to get money for their dope. This is insensative to heroin addicts. Those girls have a right to make money and shoot it into their veins. Oh well guess the perverts will have to go to Illinois for their smut now.

[NO SCABS]

no ones hero wrote:

How are all the heroin addicts going to get money for their dope. This is insensative to heroin addicts. Those girls have a right to make money and shoot it into their veins. Oh well guess the perverts will have to go to Illinois for their smut now.

Those whoores are crackheads not heroine, well probably the prostitutes are. Maybe you should ask UnionstripperfromPTs she might know, she also calls herself stripper. Probably got a nickname like Diamond or StinkPink.

[no ones hero]

Stinkpink is an awesome stripper name. I was thinking with these new laws the sale of Chaevy cameros and mobil homes will fall dramatically.

[NO SCABS]

no ones hero wrote:

Stinkpink is an awesome stripper name. I was thinking with these new laws the sale of Chaevy cameros and mobil homes will fall dramatically.

You Funny. Now someone gonna steal that stripper name cause you think it's awesome. Alcohol not banned at my house, that'll be the next thing to go.

[Speedy62269]

What? Banning nudity/alcohol at a Strip Joint is like forbidding religion in church! Or, how about no donuts at Krispy Kreme. As for Strip Clubs "causing" divorces - in my opinion I would venture to say that Missouri's poor economic status creates more marital problems than a nudie-joint.

[I dont get it]

I would think that with all the problems the state is facing with economics and job loss that the bill seems to be timed wrong. I think that in a crisis we should first focus on creating jobs and saving busisness and when the crisis is over then focus on personal agendas against the sinful.

[wescrewed]

I dont get it wrote:

I would think that with all the problems the state is facing with economics and job loss that the bill seems to be timed wrong. I think that in a crisis we should first focus on creating jobs and saving busisness and when the crisis is over then focus on personal agendas against the sinful.

Because they can't get their head out of their arses to do anything about the economy, this is something they can pass. Makes 'em look like they are doing something.

[vet66]

Hey,the MO gov is as stupid as our x-gov Blago(as for as that goes the one we have NOW).Didn't think there could be two stupid as- like this in the whole country.I stand to be corrected !!!!!!!!!!

[special needs]

Great Thanks for the 1 last bastion of pleaure taken from my by people who think that their better than the ones who enjoy a little TNA with their scotch and water. Dang, Now I will have to get married and divored just to satisfy the moral majority and my special needs. When all I needed before was a pretty little lady grinding on my lap with a 7&7 in one hand and a butt cheek in the other. What will they take next? Internet Porn???
Don't even think about it, hero...