Chet,Every night I pray to holy Moses
So my garden grows many roses
I walked down to the corner saloon
That is called the Blue Lagoon
I hate to drink alone
so I sided up with a girl named Joan
I then got to thinkin
So I axed her to ride in my big Lincoln
Joan said, hey honey
Are you loaded with mucho money?
I said, Joan, I aint got none
She said go chew on a stale bun, cuz you aint gonna get no fun.
I said Joan, dont hand me that jive
cuz my peewee is on the high side of five.
with that terse verse, you rival Shakemyspear, Keats, Shelly and Joyce Kilmar.