The sphincter returns.
Yes, Marky, you ARE a sphincter. Actually you are the void that the sphincter surrounds.
Seems like a good time for a golden oldie hit:
SHAFT THE BLOATED BLOGGER
(Sung to the tune of Puff The Magic Dragon)
(With lyric credit to the REAl real Vermonter)
Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Lives in a tree
And wallows in his emptiness
In a land called 'Look at me!'
The intelligent forum bloggers
Would cringe when Shaft logged on
And bravely weathered the insanity
Til Shaft they knew was gone
The wise bloggers ignored Shaft
Hoping she would just go away
But Blogosaurus never took the hint, instead
Kept blogging with nothing to say
The smart opinion posters
Would wince when 'ere the saw Shaft's name
No one dared entertain the rants
'Cause its not wise to acknowledge the inane
Shaft would waste the hours
Making post after stupid post
Never realizing
Everyone knew she was just a joke
Then one day it happened
The Topix forum was no more
And Shaft that Blogosaurus
Ceased her mind numbing bore
Shaft's keyboard silenced forever
No forum to post her crap
So Shaft the Bloated blogger
Did what she does best...nap
Shaft's nonsensical posts went unanswered
Her green scales fell like rain
Shaft no longer could go out and play
Along the cyber lane
Shaft stuffed her face in sorrow
Pork rinds fell like rain
Shaft no longer had the place
Where she was a gigantic pain
Without her anonymity,
Shaft could not be brave
So Blogoppatumus that self-righteous hypocrite
Limped back to her dingy cave
Oh, Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Lives in a tree
And wallows in his emptiness
In a land called 'Look at me!'
Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Was outed on these posts
With its identity finally revealed
Shaft headed for the coast
Once its true identity was given
Shaft made a final hasty post
Then tucked its tail between its legs
And faded like a ghost
We learned its name is Marky
A pathetic loser of a man
Whose life went from the fire
Into the frying pan
Shaft came back and tried to deny it
Saying Marky was not him and such
But smart bloggers knew much better
'Cause Shaft (Santelli) doth protest too much
Shaft denies and says he's not Marky
The lousy ex-cop who is oh so fat
But the proof is in the bloggings
And as you say 'Good luck with that!'