Watermelon Ingredients Deliver Viagra...

Watermelon Ingredients Deliver Viagra-Like Effects

There are 185 comments on the cbs11tv.com story from Jul 2, 2008, titled Watermelon Ingredients Deliver Viagra-Like Effects. In it, cbs11tv.com reports that:

A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say could keep fireworks going long into the night.

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Ron Jeremy

Saint Petersburg, FL

#22 Jul 3, 2008
Purple Gurl wrote:
This does not surprise me. Watermelons are big and hard.
If Viagra can't get McCain stiffened up then watermelon won't do a damned thing for him.
Mark Magna

Oswego, IL

#23 Jul 3, 2008
Do you need a prescription to get watermelon now?
Skunk Cabbage

Cockeysville, MD

#24 Jul 3, 2008
I think I saw this joke in "Hustler" some years back. The white guy is sitting on the bed eating watermellon and his huge member is about ten feet long. His female counterpart is screaming,"I told you to quit eating watermelon!"

Since: Feb 07

Lansdale, PA

#25 Jul 3, 2008
Mark Magna wrote:
Do you need a prescription to get watermelon now?
Not yet, but if you get an erection that lasts more than 4 hours after eating watermelon you should consult your doctor immediately.

Watermelon will not prevent the spread of HIV or other STDs

Do not eat watermelon if you are pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant.

Do not eat watermelon if you are taking an MOI inhibitor.

Ask your Doctor is Watermelon is right for you.
ISLAM OUT OF USA

Santa Ana, CA

#26 Jul 3, 2008
VIAGRA IS MUCH EASIER TO SWALLOW!
skipper

Dillon, SC

#27 Jul 3, 2008
ISLAM OUT OF USA wrote:
VIAGRA IS MUCH EASIER TO SWALLOW!
I'll have to take your word on that one.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#28 Jul 3, 2008
Yobyag wrote:
<quoted text>
Not yet, but if you get an erection that lasts more than 4 hours after eating watermelon you should consult your doctor immediately.
Watermelon will not prevent the spread of HIV or other STDs
Do not eat watermelon if you are pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant.
Do not eat watermelon if you are taking an MOI inhibitor.
Ask your Doctor is Watermelon is right for you.
Side effects include sore throat, headache, priapism, excessive urination, and in rare cases, death.

“DON"T TOUCH MY JUNK !”

Since: Jun 08

Gulf Coast

#30 Jul 3, 2008
You can always tell a confirmed user of "Watermelon"..they walk around with their bowling ball bag,except its a Watermelon they carry....Discret packaging ya know!

“Let's Keep It Civil !”

Since: Jun 08

Can't tell you that!

#31 Jul 3, 2008
I didn't see any "warnings" of an erection lasting more than 4 hours on the last watermelon I purchased.

“Let's Keep It Civil !”

Since: Jun 08

Can't tell you that!

#32 Jul 3, 2008
OOPS = Skipped over Yobyags posting - previous joke already on thread - sorry!
MeanandNasty

United States

#33 Jul 3, 2008
Mark Magna wrote:
Do you need a prescription to get watermelon now?
Yes, but Medicaid and Medicare will cover it.
MeanandNasty

United States

#34 Jul 3, 2008
Is that a watermelon in your pants or are you glad to see me?
Anonymous

United States

#35 Jul 3, 2008
So Viagra makes you have to piss like crazy 15 minutes after eating it too?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#36 Jul 3, 2008
Water you doing with that MELON? Ewwwww!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#37 Jul 3, 2008
Skunk Cabbage wrote:
I think I saw this joke in "Hustler" some years back. The white guy is sitting on the bed eating watermellon and his huge member is about ten feet long. His female counterpart is screaming,"I told you to quit eating watermelon!"
I remember seeing that, but wasn't the caption something like 'Sometimes I wish you'd never gotten that transplant."

“New & Improved..”

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#38 Jul 3, 2008
Well, Ok...priapism, from a watermelon?? WHoa, it would be like the fountain of youth!!!...lol...
What is this all about?!! I can hear the conversation now "Honey Dew, where are You going!???"
"Sorry baby, I know I said we'd get married tonight but I 'cant elope' She promised to show me how to make purple passion tonight!" ( that last one was for purple gurl, although, pg just might not know what that is..hmmmm,...knowledge of purple.?.)..lol
I went out with a watermelon once...true story!...She had the nicest 'big red smile'''think clean here, cartoon..''..crazy..She was the kind of melon that got you alllllll going and then gave great headache!...wow..(sorry, borrowed from back to school)..
I have got to stop!
Hey, and I didn't even de-escalate to the part about spitting the seeds..yea, I'm out
:o
j
True Justice

Jackson, MS

#39 Jul 3, 2008
Bullsheet lie. They are trying to get people to buy watermelon so they make up crap to get people to buy them.

We see this kind of stuff all the time when it comes to food products or beverages. It's just a scam.

Since: May 07

Spokane, WA

#40 Jul 3, 2008
Watermelon sales have skyrocketed in the last few days. We sold 16 cases of the melons in the last 3 days at just our store alone. And I thought it was cause of the fourth. Hmmmm.... I think many people will be seeing a multi fireworks diplay this Independence day!

“New & Improved..”

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#41 Jul 3, 2008
True Justice wrote:
Bullsheet lie. They are trying to get people to buy watermelon so they make up crap to get people to buy them.
We see this kind of stuff all the time when it comes to food products or beverages. It's just a scam.
LOL..but of course!

You need some melon..bad!
:)

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#42 Jul 3, 2008
Tamara24 wrote:
Watermelon sales have skyrocketed in the last few days. We sold 16 cases of the melons in the last 3 days at just our store alone. And I thought it was cause of the fourth. Hmmmm.... I think many people will be seeing a multi fireworks diplay this Independence day!
I bought one yesterday...they were on sale <shrug>... then I got all wild, changed my avatar, and have been flirting like crazy... think it has anything to do with it? Excuse me...need more watermelon...

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