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Terrell

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#1 Jul 23, 2007
We should give this state to the Mexicans.

“Texas Rocks!!”

Since: Mar 07

Texas

#2 Jul 23, 2007
hey why the hate for Texas ? who posted this thread ? Bush isn't a natural Texan .. he just got here as quick as he could , like everyone else ! LOL !

Since: Dec 06

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#3 Jul 23, 2007
outnleftfield wrote:
hey why the hate for Texas ? who posted this thread ? Bush isn't a natural Texan .. he just got here as quick as he could , like everyone else ! LOL !
LOL Texas will only get the blame for about a year and a half tho,Bush leaves office about then any ways.I'm not a 'native' Texan ,but I love Texas and its people.

“Texas Rocks!!”

Since: Mar 07

Texas

#4 Jul 23, 2007
Hey Joyce !! I wrote this earlier but since you showed up you will enjoy this .. welcome fellow Texan! Like the song says_ s**w you ..we're from Texas_, is that Bart Crow ? who sings that ? man I need a drink I guess you know the song right ?
okay heres what I wrote to the poster of this thread :
who is Bad ? do I know him/her and plz define sucks ?
The Legend of Texanship : I wrote this old legend this afternoon ! LOL
Being Texan comes from the water , this must be consummed by the mother during the pregnancy to take effect , many Texans have been born abroad as long as a tri mester was spent consuming our wonderful Artisian water during the prenatal stage you are Texan .
Now if you were born somewhere else ( this has been known to occur), fear not once you spend a few years drinking the Texas water you too can be naturalized ..
Sometimes the pledge isn't of Texans quality if your not a good candidate you will have adverse symptoms IE: pollyps in your colon. An example of this reaction can be observed most recently in the rear of King George .You should heed this warning and leave Texas imediately .
Say go to Washington , there you will find the Potomac River waters to heal your pollyps . Of course there are those who cannot survive in either environment they should probably retire and settle in Florida.

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#5 Jul 23, 2007
outnleftfield wrote:
Hey Joyce !! I wrote this earlier but since you showed up you will enjoy this .. welcome fellow Texan! Like the song says_ s**w you ..we're from Texas_, is that Bart Crow ? who sings that ? man I need a drink I guess you know the song right ?
okay heres what I wrote to the poster of this thread :
who is Bad ? do I know him/her and plz define sucks ?
The Legend of Texanship : I wrote this old legend this afternoon ! LOL
Being Texan comes from the water , this must be consummed by the mother during the pregnancy to take effect , many Texans have been born abroad as long as a tri mester was spent consuming our wonderful Artisian water during the prenatal stage you are Texan .
Now if you were born somewhere else ( this has been known to occur), fear not once you spend a few years drinking the Texas water you too can be naturalized ..
Sometimes the pledge isn't of Texans quality if your not a good candidate you will have adverse symptoms IE: pollyps in your colon. An example of this reaction can be observed most recently in the rear of King George .You should heed this warning and leave Texas imediately .
Say go to Washington , there you will find the Potomac River waters to heal your pollyps . Of course there are those who cannot survive in either environment they should probably retire and settle in Florida.
LOL thats great !!!Thanks .....

“Pet me or I'll bite you”

Since: Jul 07

Richardson, Texas

#6 Jul 23, 2007
outnleftfield wrote:
Hey Joyce !! I wrote this earlier but since you showed up you will enjoy this .. welcome fellow Texan! Like the song says_ s**w you ..we're from Texas_, is that Bart Crow ? who sings that ? man I need a drink I guess you know the song right ?
okay heres what I wrote to the poster of this thread :
who is Bad ? do I know him/her and plz define sucks ?
The Legend of Texanship : I wrote this old legend this afternoon ! LOL
Being Texan comes from the water , this must be consummed by the mother during the pregnancy to take effect , many Texans have been born abroad as long as a tri mester was spent consuming our wonderful Artisian water during the prenatal stage you are Texan .
Now if you were born somewhere else ( this has been known to occur), fear not once you spend a few years drinking the Texas water you too can be naturalized ..
Sometimes the pledge isn't of Texans quality if your not a good candidate you will have adverse symptoms IE: pollyps in your colon. An example of this reaction can be observed most recently in the rear of King George .You should heed this warning and leave Texas imediately .
Say go to Washington , there you will find the Potomac River waters to heal your pollyps . Of course there are those who cannot survive in either environment they should probably retire and settle in Florida.
That's pretty offensive to make fun of someone's medical condition. You want to take time to laugh at Clinton's bypass operation too?

Texan is a state of mind, and it's certainly not socialist dependency of the leftists.

“Pet me or I'll bite you”

Since: Jul 07

Richardson, Texas

#7 Jul 23, 2007
Terrell wrote:
We should give this state to the Mexicans.
You northerners fought to keep us, and our taxes.

We still maintain the right to secede, you know...

Still, thanks for coming through as the pivotal state against Kerry. Too bad on that Rose Bowl thing =(

“Time flies like an arrow...”

Since: Mar 07

"fruit flies like a banana"

#8 Jul 23, 2007
Terrell wrote:
We should give this state to the Mexicans.
"You" (the US, and especially some anonymous guy in Ohio, of all places) don't have the right to "give" Texas to anyone.

Texas is a sovereign Republic and joins with the 49 states only in supporting the US Constitution. Period.

And, take note, Mr. Ohio: Texas is internationally known for its energy and aeronautics industries, and for the ship channel at the Port of Houston—the largest in the U.S. in international commerce and the sixth-largest port in the world.

Texas is home to the most Fortune 500 companies in the United States and has the second-largest economy in the United States, behind California. The Texas Medical Center in Houston contains the world's largest concentration of research and healthcare institutions.

“Texas Rocks!!”

Since: Mar 07

Texas

#9 Jul 23, 2007
MJayM wrote:
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That's pretty offensive to make fun of someone's medical condition. You want to take time to laugh at Clinton's bypass operation too?
Texan is a state of mind, and it's certainly not socialist dependency of the leftists.
dude it's a joke but if you insist heres a dig at old Bill and his condition , he couldn't have had a heart bypass this procedure requires that the recipiant have a heart in the first place .. one more at slick willies expense Do you know where Hill keeps her diaphram ? neither does Bill . Seriously it was a joke and a good one at that . LOL

“I want a piece of that steak”

Since: Apr 07

Tazmania

#10 Jul 23, 2007
outnleftfield wrote:
<quoted text> dude it's a joke but if you insist heres a dig at old Bill and his condition , he couldn't have had a heart bypass this procedure requires that the recipiant have a heart in the first place .. one more at slick willies expense Do you know where Hill keeps her diaphram ? neither does Bill . Seriously it was a joke and a good one at that . LOL
Can we do the thing "this butt is for me again", Your to damn smart for me but I can look at pictures.

“Texas Rocks!!”

Since: Mar 07

Texas

#11 Jul 23, 2007
kickback wrote:
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Can we do the thing "this butt is for me again", Your to damn smart for me but I can look at pictures.
ha ha I was trying to change it earlier wasn't going for the butt , but , lol was gonna take the war 1 off . who's in your pic , daughter ? grand daughter , whom ever that kid is cute as a button ! I am afraid to use my kids pics on here anymore ppl say terrible stuff !
Terrell

United States

#12 Jul 24, 2007
The Dallas Cowboys are the best!

“Texas Rocks!!”

Since: Mar 07

Texas

#13 Jul 24, 2007
Cowboys ? how 'bout them cowboys ? see how profiling wrks ? shoot Steelers fan here! Go Pittsburg and Dale Junior ! oh and Steve Nash !

“I want a piece of that steak”

Since: Apr 07

Tazmania

#14 Jul 24, 2007
outnleftfield wrote:
<quoted text> ha ha I was trying to change it earlier wasn't going for the butt , but , lol was gonna take the war 1 off . who's in your pic , daughter ? grand daughter , whom ever that kid is cute as a button ! I am afraid to use my kids pics on here anymore ppl say terrible stuff !
Thank you, she's my daughter and perhaps not an appropiate idea for me but I thought it might give a little better idea of me to some of those bleading hearts that just think I'm evil. I think I'm going to put on a picture of me or my Dog or something next.

Since: Jul 07

Grand Prairie, TX

#15 Jul 24, 2007
Terrell wrote:
We should give this state to the Mexicans.
You sound like the idiot that got on a pittsburgh sucks forum and whined... yes?
Got into a little spat with JRB and decided you can't win that one so you're gonna start your own cry session..
Terrell

Greenville, OH

#16 Jul 25, 2007
I'm laughing. This is funny. It means nothing. Just like 99.9 % of the posts on this entire topix forum. For entertainment purposes only.
smoke a lewinski

United States

#17 Jul 25, 2007
Terrell wrote:
I'm laughing. This is funny. It means nothing. Just like 99.9 % of the posts on this entire topix forum. For entertainment purposes only.
there goes the neighborhood.....

you just made it 100%
smoke a lewinski

United States

#18 Jul 25, 2007
Terrell wrote:
I'm laughing. This is funny. It means nothing. Just like 99.9 % of the posts on this entire topix forum. For entertainment purposes only.
there goes the neighborhood...

congratulations you just made it 100%
Terrell

Greenville, OH

#19 Jul 25, 2007
smoke a lewinski wrote:
<quoted text>
there goes the neighborhood...
congratulations you just made it 100%
Thank you.

Since: Jul 07

United States

#20 Jul 25, 2007
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER WILL WE GIVE OUR GREAT STATE AWAY..THIS IS OUR LAND, WE FOUGHT FOR IT, WE WERE VICTORIOUS, AND IT BELONGS TO US. AS THE SAYING GOES "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS", YOU'D BETTER TAKE THAT TO THE BANK....ICE IS SLOWLY BUT SURELY DEPORTING ILLEGALS BACK TO THEIR NATIVE HOMELANDS..ONCE WE REMOVE THEIR FREEBIES/HANDOUTS/BENEFITS THEY WILL LEAVE ON THEIR OWN...WHEN WE STOP ALLOWING ANCHOR BABIES US CITIZENSHIP, AND WHEN WE CONTINUE TO MAKE THEIR LIVES HELL ON EARTH HERE, THEY TOO WILL LEAVE....

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