Weather groundhog Phil 'indicted
Posted in the Ohio Forum
#1 Mar 23, 2013
(CNN)-- Punxsutawney Phil lied.
That's what a prosecutor in Ohio says. He has filed a criminal "indictment" against the famed groundhog, who, year for year on February 2, emerges from his burrow at Gobbler's Knob to predict whether spring will come early or winter will linger.
If he sees his shadow, it means six more weeks of chill. If not, short sleeves are days away.
This year, Phil got it wrong, and it's not the first time.
On the first day of spring this past Wednesday, the Northeast got pelted with more than a foot of snow. It's still cold two days later, and more chilly weather is in the forecast.
Snow on the first day of spring
Michael T. Gmoser is sick of it, and he wants someone to pay.
"I woke up this morning and the wind was blowing, the snow was flying, the temperatures were falling, and I said 'Punxsutawney, you let us down,' " the prosecutor told CNN affiliate WXIX.
The homepage of the Butler County, Ohio, prosecutor's office, which Gmoser heads, prominently features alerts against scammers.
Shadows aren't just for groundhogs
Gmoser is convinced that Phil is one and that he intentionally misled the nation. Now, trouble with the law is a brewing for the famous rodent from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.
Who says people in Ohio have no sense of humor? LOL!
#2 Mar 28, 2013
If being wrong about the weather was a crime, there would be no weatherman on tv.
#3 Mar 28, 2013
That's the nice thing about being a weatherman or doctor: no matter how many times you get it wrong, you're never out of a job.
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