Maine Democrat..... Impressive Creden...

Maine Democrat..... Impressive Credentials....

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Since: Aug 12

Acworth, GA

#1 Oct 5, 2012
A Democratic candidate for the Maine State Senate is in the fight of her life today, facing up against a powerful Republican opponent who will stop at nothing until all that is good, righteous and true has been vanquished, and the forces of light brought to darkness.

Luckily, Colleen Lachowicz has experience with all that. Politico reports that the Democrat is being utterly destroyed by the Maine GOP after they discovered her World of Warcraft account, which revealed her to be - wait for it - an "Orc Assassination Rogue" by the name of Santiaga.

While her opponent, incumbent Tom Martin, has distanced himself from the World of Warcraft campaign against Lachowicz because he shies away from "mudslinging politics," that fact hasn't stopped his party peers from going after her with swords blazing.

"Certainly the fact that she spends so much time on a video game says something about her work ethic and immaturity," said Maine GOP spokesman David Sorenson. He also drew attention to Lachowicz's online quotes to the effect that Grover Norquist be killed and that "stabbing is fun" to paint her as unfit for the State Senate. As she phrased it, she'd like to "hunt down Grover Norquist and drown him in my bathtub."

HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA

Crimony.... Shes only a Level 68??? What the hell is her problem???? Any decent WOW player has a minimum of 3 Level 85s....

Oh wait... the new expansion just came out... She should have a minimum of at least one Level 90 player by now... Level 68 should clearly indicate how well she gets things done.
notlocal

AOL

#2 Oct 5, 2012
UdintBuildThat wrote:
A Democratic candidate for the Maine State Senate is in the fight of her life today, facing up against a powerful Republican opponent who will stop at nothing until all that is good, righteous and true has been vanquished, and the forces of light brought to darkness.
Luckily, Colleen Lachowicz has experience with all that. Politico reports that the Democrat is being utterly destroyed by the Maine GOP after they discovered her World of Warcraft account, which revealed her to be - wait for it - an "Orc Assassination Rogue" by the name of Santiaga.
While her opponent, incumbent Tom Martin, has distanced himself from the World of Warcraft campaign against Lachowicz because he shies away from "mudslinging politics," that fact hasn't stopped his party peers from going after her with swords blazing.
"Certainly the fact that she spends so much time on a video game says something about her work ethic and immaturity," said Maine GOP spokesman David Sorenson. He also drew attention to Lachowicz's online quotes to the effect that Grover Norquist be killed and that "stabbing is fun" to paint her as unfit for the State Senate. As she phrased it, she'd like to "hunt down Grover Norquist and drown him in my bathtub."
HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA
Crimony.... Shes only a Level 68??? What the hell is her problem???? Any decent WOW player has a minimum of 3 Level 85s....
Oh wait... the new expansion just came out... She should have a minimum of at least one Level 90 player by now... Level 68 should clearly indicate how well she gets things done.
You can't even make this stuff up in your mind. Crazy.
I keep telling this to the 'kids' with thier video games and facebook accounts. It's gonna come back and bite you in the butt.
(I had to come back and change that last word due to Topix ethics)
Duke for Mayor

Uniontown, OH

#3 Oct 5, 2012
Sounds kind of reminiscent of a certain Topix poster who said he wanted to see a certain federal official swinging from a tree.

woof

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