walk naked in america day

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“Not vengeance, punishment.”

Since: Oct 09

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#1 Nov 26, 2009
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY: Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your pro-American sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity... God bless America It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.

Special note: The women of Silver City, New Mexico are exempt from this request. All those nasty-looking hippies walking naked would cuase mass blindness and overwhelm the Gila Regional Medical Center. Thank you for NOT participating!:-D
Leo Murphy

Alamogordo, NM

#2 Nov 26, 2009
Not very nice! Any woman that wants to get out there and help out will be welcome! You're all beautiful, thanks for putting it out there for our nation!

“Not vengeance, punishment.”

Since: Oct 09

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#3 Nov 26, 2009
Leo Murphy wrote:
Not very nice! Any woman that wants to get out there and help out will be welcome! You're all beautiful, thanks for putting it out there for our nation!
YOu obviously have never seen the women of Silver City.:-D
NM Dine

Farmington, NM

#4 Dec 7, 2009
Deputy276 wrote:
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY: Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your pro-American sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity... God bless America It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
Special note: The women of Silver City, New Mexico are exempt from this request. All those nasty-looking hippies walking naked would cuase mass blindness and overwhelm the Gila Regional Medical Center. Thank you for NOT participating!:-D
Devil prick...You call being a card-carrying member of the K.K.K. being Patriotic??? Imagine that!

“Not vengeance, punishment.”

Since: Oct 09

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#5 Dec 7, 2009
NM Dine wrote:
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Devil prick...You call being a card-carrying member of the K.K.K. being Patriotic??? Imagine that!
Whew!!! Where did you come up with a whacko accusation like that???????
joe not Joe

United States

#6 Dec 9, 2009
It's amazing how these guys come up with accusations like that. Just amazes me.
so you

Albuquerque, NM

#7 Dec 9, 2009
Deputy276 wrote:
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Whew!!! Where did you come up with a whacko accusation like that???????
don't carry a card.

we read your posts

“Not vengeance, punishment.”

Since: Oct 09

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#8 Dec 9, 2009
so you wrote:
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don't carry a card.
we read your posts
Who EXACTLY is "we"?
lcnative

United States

#9 Dec 9, 2009
Wow, I thought deputy476's idea was a pretty good one myself - and it might let us know just exactly how many true Muslims we have around here. I would like to request though that only Muslim women take part in this as American women are too obese! Not ALL American women - so don't freak out you just-overweight women!
lcnative

United States

#10 Dec 9, 2009
oops Deputy276.....please forgive me Grammar police.
Thanks

Albuquerque, NM

#11 Dec 9, 2009
And they say there's no benefits to being fat...

“getting closer to home...”

Since: Aug 08

middle of nowhere NM

#12 Dec 9, 2009
Deputy276 wrote:
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY: Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your pro-American sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity... God bless America It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
Special note: The women of Silver City, New Mexico are exempt from this request. All those nasty-looking hippies walking naked would cuase mass blindness and overwhelm the Gila Regional Medical Center. Thank you for NOT participating!:-D
My duty would to remove you from the planet, as taught in the Old Corps.
wtf

Ruidoso, NM

#13 Dec 9, 2009
Lmao. Dep 276 funny stuff. Sad a few missed it. Thanks for the laugh.

“Not vengeance, punishment.”

Since: Oct 09

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#14 Dec 9, 2009
wtf wrote:
Lmao. Dep 276 funny stuff. Sad a few missed it. Thanks for the laugh.
Thanks WTF. Way too many people taking stuff seriously these days.

“Socialism leads to starvation”

Since: Jul 09

Aztec

#15 Dec 9, 2009
Thanks for the bit of humour...but it looks like you might beat me to the ,'no fly list'.
dang,

“Socialism leads to starvation”

Since: Jul 09

Aztec

#16 Dec 9, 2009
Side note - glad us men are not goin' naked. Heck, with the cold weather and 'shrinckage', my Mr. Happy would look like a button on a fur coat.
lol
lcnative

Phoenix, AZ

#17 Dec 10, 2009
hahaha, THAT was funny!
hilllbilly wrote:
Side note - glad us men are not goin' naked. Heck, with the cold weather and 'shrinckage', my Mr. Happy would look like a button on a fur coat.
lol
Uncle Wanky

Anchorage, AK

#18 Jun 14, 2012
Deputy276 sucks a fat one.
Junior

Brooklyn, NY

#19 Jun 15, 2012
Why just one day? Let's do it year round.
Hector

Albuquerque, NM

#20 Jun 17, 2012
Deputy276 wrote:
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY: Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your pro-American sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity... God bless America It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
Special note: The women of Silver City, New Mexico are exempt from this request. All those nasty-looking hippies walking naked would cuase mass blindness and overwhelm the Gila Regional Medical Center. Thank you for NOT participating!:-D
A fat old man in Mesilla, NM is going to be naked in his back yard for his end of day's. HELL YA!!!

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