Penis tissue replaced in the lab

Tissue created in a laboratory has been used to completely replace the erectile tissue of the penis in animals.

[questioner]

Does this give anybody hope?

[Father Theresa]

Me! Me! I lost my penus once. Got it back after Paula played with it and hid it for awhile...

[Father Theresa]

Hey, that's a picture of a rabbit. I don't want bunny penus!

[Father Theresa]

Heck with the tissue- I want a penus BONE like some carnivores!

[cagefreeeggs]

"sooooo, what do you do for a living??" (guy talking to a nice lookin dame in a bar)
"well, I make penises"
"REEEEEALLY??"
"yes...I am in charge of the 8 inches or larger division of Dicks-R-Us.....I am what they call a
PECKER-CHECKER"
"REAAAALY?"
"Yes...everyday, I go in to the lab, and pull out this big tray of growing penises....I measure them, and when they get to the right size, I move them to the next level...the 9 inches or above level...some of them never make it....so we just let them 'incubate' a little longer, and give them lots of 'stimulation' and 'nurturance', and eventually, they grow up into BIG PENISES!"
"Wow...I did not know there was such a thing as a PECKER CHECKER"
check please!

[MeanandNasty]

Father Theresa wrote:

Hey, that's a picture of a rabbit. I don't want bunny penus!

There are advantages and disadvantages with that. One advantage is you would be capable hundreds of times per day, but the disadvantage is you would only last 30 seconds each time!

[First Class Jerk]

penis...tissue....now all you need is some lotion!

[Tom Tom]

I womder How much a penus grower get paid?

50 skins a hour, with a chance to get a head

[weaselovercome]

MeanandNasty wrote:

<quoted text>
There are advantages and disadvantages with that. One advantage is you would be capable hundreds of times per day, but the disadvantage is you would only last 30 seconds each time!

Unless you slept with Carrie Prejean. You'd have to constantly replace tissue due to wear and tear.

[honald dump]

now i can be the worlds largest prick

[donald hump]

honald dump , your fired !

[Father Theresa]

MeanandNasty wrote:

<quoted text>
There are advantages and disadvantages with that. One advantage is you would be capable hundreds of times per day, but the disadvantage is you would only last 30 seconds each time!

I wonder if it would be lucky..

[OneRyder]

The operation was fine, but things went terribly wrong when my mother-in-law asked me to "pass the tissue" after she sneeze.

[OneRyder]

d.

[jjj]

they could make great wallets from the tissue, and when you want to go on vacation and need a suitcase just stroke it a few times.

[lady k from winston]

somebody has entirely too much time on their hands

[MeanandNasty]

Father Theresa wrote:

<quoted text>I wonder if it would be lucky..

Only the rabbit's foot is lucky...

[Father Theresa]

MeanandNasty wrote:

<quoted text>
Only the rabbit's foot is lucky...

I bet they tell the does it's a foot...