Mitt Romney, evangelicals seek marriage of convenience

Mitt Romney and the Republican Party's sizable bloc of evangelical voters are about to engage in a marriage of political convenience.

[Kenny Merriken]

Mitt Romney, I am a Christian Floridian and I plan to vote November 6, 2012. Would you please answer the following question, which has three possible answers of "Yes" or "No" or "PCSR" (Politically Correct Sidestep Response). Is God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit one God?(Support your answer with references)

[Raydot]

Yes, im voting for Herman Cain. I love pizza and anyone that can have their hands down that many womens panties YES, Herman Cain for President. Bill Clinton was getting some too and John Edwards, how cool. I think only a good politician could be fcking lots of women, you know it goes with the teritory. I hate Barack Obama, he's a fraud and a dicater, but His secret service had the right idea. Fcking prostitutes is always a great thing. Nevadas Senator Reeds mother was a prostitute and his father blew his head off. Ted Kennedy jacked around and so did his brothers. I think thats what it takes to be a great politician. Nevadas X Senator Ensign fcked around too. Thats good. Nevadas X Governor Gibbons tried to rape a girl just before swearing in. Wonderful. I like a great politician that cheats on their wives and lies to the public. I think Hillary Clinton looks great with potato salad and a drumstick sticking out of her mouth. I like the way, when ever the United Nations get together, they have underage slave prostitutes waiting for them at their motel room. I never was good enough to be a great politician, oh darn. Does Romney really have 25 wives? That is so cool. Ron Paul, he's to normal. NAFTA brings prostitutes and underage slave whore's to our wonderful illegal alien country. Im all for today's politicians. No no no, dont change a thing. It's all about getting fked, being fked and fking what you eat and eating what you fck. FCK! Is that where they get... Well Fck Me Right! Americas idiots and undocumented democrats really fcked our cuntree up. Shame on you. I lost my job to an illegal alien in the construction field, now I fck for a living. Thanks Odamit for replacing me with a fcking illegal alien. Now im making big money fcking. Yippy Yippy.