Why Californians Are Idiots

Why Californians Are Idiots

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Since: May 13

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#1 May 30, 2014
California may seem like sunshine, but its not.It's home to many infamous serial killers such as the Manson family, the Zodiac Killer, and the Doodler, just to name a few.
Nearly the entire state's population is the result of a century-long breeding experiment involving Oklahoma white trash, third world border-jumpers, and hippies. Those who live in California are pussies who just can't take a little cold, and are idiots, as they voluntarily put their lives in danger with earthquakes, mudslides, and other horrible disasters. Californians react to rain like most states react to balls of fire falling from the sky. Once it sprinkles just a tiny bit, you can be sure that Californians will considered it a "huge" storm and evacuate.the only thing good about California is that half of the state is warm. The other half wishes it were warm. Cities like San Francisco prove this by installing fake palm trees everywhere.

All in all, if the gangs don't kill you, The rampaging virgins will, if the elliot rodgers dont kill you the wildfires will. If the wildfires don't kill you, the earthquakes will. If the earthquakes don't kill you, the mudslides will. If those don't kill you, you'll probably just commit suicide to end your horrid life in this pitiful excuse for a state or the state will slide off into the Pacific making the rest of the country happy. Stay far away.

Since: Jan 08

Redwood City, CA

#2 Jun 15, 2014
obbyyy wrote:
California may seem like sunshine, but its not.It's home to many infamous serial killers such as the Manson family, the Zodiac Killer, and the Doodler, just to name a few.
Nearly the entire state's population is the result of a century-long breeding experiment involving Oklahoma white trash, third world border-jumpers, and hippies. Those who live in California are pussies who just can't take a little cold, and are idiots, as they voluntarily put their lives in danger with earthquakes, mudslides, and other horrible disasters. Californians react to rain like most states react to balls of fire falling from the sky. Once it sprinkles just a tiny bit, you can be sure that Californians will considered it a "huge" storm and evacuate.the only thing good about California is that half of the state is warm. The other half wishes it were warm. Cities like San Francisco prove this by installing fake palm trees everywhere.
All in all, if the gangs don't kill you, The rampaging virgins will, if the elliot rodgers dont kill you the wildfires will. If the wildfires don't kill you, the earthquakes will. If the earthquakes don't kill you, the mudslides will. If those don't kill you, you'll probably just commit suicide to end your horrid life in this pitiful excuse for a state or the state will slide off into the Pacific making the rest of the country happy. Stay far away.
Seems strange for someone to dish on San Francisco to go by the name bisexual "obbbyyy" to attack SF. And also to be typing his foaming rant on a computer that was brought to you by Californians. And for someone who has absolutely no clue what CA is like.

But there are idiots everywhere on Topix, so maybe it isn't that strange.

squeezers

“Deport them all deport Now”

Since: Aug 13

The Woods

#3 Jun 16, 2014
obbyyy wrote:
California may seem like sunshine, but its not.It's home to many infamous serial killers such as the Manson family, the Zodiac Killer, and the Doodler, just to name a few.
Nearly the entire state's population is the result of a century-long breeding experiment involving Oklahoma white trash, third world border-jumpers, and hippies. Those who live in California are pussies who just can't take a little cold, and are idiots, as they voluntarily put their lives in danger with earthquakes, mudslides, and other horrible disasters. Californians react to rain like most states react to balls of fire falling from the sky. Once it sprinkles just a tiny bit, you can be sure that Californians will considered it a "huge" storm and evacuate.the only thing good about California is that half of the state is warm. The other half wishes it were warm. Cities like San Francisco prove this by installing fake palm trees everywhere.
All in all, if the gangs don't kill you, The rampaging virgins will, if the elliot rodgers dont kill you the wildfires will. If the wildfires don't kill you, the earthquakes will. If the earthquakes don't kill you, the mudslides will. If those don't kill you, you'll probably just commit suicide to end your horrid life in this pitiful excuse for a state or the state will slide off into the Pacific making the rest of the country happy. Stay far away.
And that's just part of the problem..

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