3 elephants are flying to California

Jul 17, 2012 Full story: WDTN-TV Dayton 20

Pat Derby, co-founder of the Performing Animal Welfare Society, has been working for two years to get three 10,000-pound elephants in the air.

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“Jody”

Since: Apr 09

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#1 Jul 17, 2012
Damn it! Now I have to clean the garage out,.. it's a Jumbo job, but I said I'd do it when elephants fly.

“I'm not listening.”

Since: Feb 10

Coxsackie, NY

#2 Jul 17, 2012
I must have had too much to drink.

“Geaux Tigers!”

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#3 Jul 17, 2012
off the trail wrote:
Damn it! Now I have to clean the garage out,.. it's a Jumbo job, but I said I'd do it when elephants fly.
Hah! I'm off the hook then,'cause I said I clean mine when PIGS fly. LoL.

“hellshade”

Since: Jul 07

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#4 Jul 17, 2012
what are thier names?dumbo?
Sam

Marysville, OH

#5 Jul 17, 2012
3 elephants are flying to California

OK, what's the punchline? They got charge extra for their trunks?

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#8 Jul 17, 2012
I wonder do they get extra bag of peanuts

“Let her cry, for she's a Lady”

Since: Apr 08

Let her dream, she's a Child

#9 Jul 17, 2012
65007noogard wrote:
<quoted text>
Hah! I'm off the hook then,'cause I said I clean mine when PIGS fly. LoL.
Um, bad news, hun.
http://situationroom.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/17...

ROFLMAO! They are cute pigs, tho.

Cherish Your Loved Ones.

“Jody”

Since: Apr 09

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#12 Jul 17, 2012
___MrsMurphy___ wrote:
They better charge for the extra seat!
Only fair, right? Even for the trunkless breed.

Since: Feb 09

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#13 Jul 18, 2012
i wouldnt want to have to sit next to one.
lol

“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#14 Jul 18, 2012
Boy, their legs must be really tired.(footnote: I would've use the term "arms," but everybody knows elephants don't have arms)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#15 Jul 18, 2012
Holy flying feces Batman!!!!......Heads up!!!!

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#16 Jul 18, 2012
why don't they use the trunk line instead
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#17 Jul 18, 2012
...and boyo, their arms are gonna be tired!

Pat Darby: "Please guys just give it a try."
Elephants: "No way Pat, we're not stupid"
Pat Darby: "I'll get your peanut ration increased."
Elephants: "Fk you Pat; ain't gonna happen, son."

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#18 Jul 18, 2012
maybe they can fly via elecoptor

“Geaux Tigers!”

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#21 Jul 18, 2012
Pixie_Vampyress wrote:
<quoted text>
Um, bad news, hun.
http://situationroom.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/17...
ROFLMAO! They are cute pigs, tho.
Cherish Your Loved Ones.
Cute. AND, they look ever so tasty. Think I'll go cook some bacon.

:0)

“That is Just Weird...”

Since: Jul 07

San Francisco

#22 Jul 18, 2012
sequel of Dumbo????

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#23 Jul 18, 2012
Wow, that must be a real workout for their ears.

Since: Jul 12

UK

#24 Aug 31, 2012
that's sofunny anyway

“..merry Christmas....”

Since: Jun 08

....to each and all.....!

#25 Aug 31, 2012


BTW....they don't make 'em like this anymore....

Since: Jul 12

UK

#26 Sep 25, 2012
I'm off the hook then,'cause I said I clean mine when PIGS fly.

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