I want fries with my burger

[mike larry ed roger]

find the sport and you might tie it together!

NOT a sport.
NOT athletes.

NOT even close.

i mowed my half acre in 36 frickin minutes the other day! no self propel! ATHLETE!

JohnnyDeppfan wrote:

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Any sport, Makes one an athlete.

[JohnnyDeppfan]

mike larry ed roger wrote:

fishing... hmmmm. great definition!
anyway, not to linger on idiots that work for webster's...
"NASCAR is very competitive, it takes physical strength, mental strength. I think I just described what it takes to play football too"
??????????
checkers is competitive. checkers takes mental strength.
oh, no PHYSICAL strength. darn.
if i engage in a lawn mowing contest with my neighbor is that sport? no that's ridiculous, as is your notion of nascar racing as an athletic endeavor.
physical strength? HAVE YOU SEEN THESE MEN IN PERSON??? they could barely lift a potato! UGH!
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Boy, You just Argue for the sake of arguing don't you? You're crazy if you think Athleticism doesn't play a big part in racing

[mike larry ed roger]

ALMOST EVERY DRIVER IN THE GARAGE HAS, ON TV, DISPARAGED THE IDEA OF WORKING OUT.

name 5 drivers that can bench press their weight! CAN'T

mark martin.
carl edwards.

DONE!

gimmeabreak wrote:

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Big Tex you are an idiot with a capital I.
Milk is only drank at Indy and yes the drivers do have conditioning routines either at the gym or at their home gym and/or running. It takes a physically fit person to drive those cars at those speeds for that length of time.
Watch a race sometime so you can make some educated comments on the subject.

[mike larry ed roger]

having good sex involves stamina and concentration.
enough said!

i was an ATHLETE all night last night! WOOHOO!

ephotonic wrote:

Driving does involve athletics. Stamina and concentration. If you have never done it, go to a racing go kart place where you can rent a real go kart (theres one in Albq and Denver I know). Go all out for 20 laps and see how you feel after that. If your not in shape you will feel it. Now, imagine making no mistakes for many many more laps (or especially in rally, a mistake can send you off a cliff or into a tree).

[mike larry ed roger]

i consider people who excel at being idiots to be quite skillful and athletes

Smokestack wrote:

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there are different levels and different types of athletes. i consider a gymnist, a jockey, a golfer, a boxer, and a sumo wrestler to be atheletes, but all are very different

[mike larry ed roger]

construction workers and landscapers lose 10 to 20 pounds a day in water too and gain it all right back. and QUITE exaggerate. once or twice a season, on exceptionally hot hot days, drivers lose a little water weight.

THEY ALSO HAVE COLD AIR BLOWING ON THEIR HEADS THE WHOLE DAY LONG! the TRACK reaches 150 a couple times a year. the cars? not quite. those little tiny men, without any conditoning at all, suffer no more than Joe Day Laborer. IN FACT, QUITE LESS.

denny hamlin weighs the same as a pencil. please.

JohnnyDeppfan wrote:

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Actually it does. They lose about 10 to 20 lbs per race, racing in a 150 degree car isn't for everyone.

[mike larry ed roger]

what you are saying is that there is absolutely NO LOGICAL CONNECTION between workouts and racing well or 'withstanding' the horrible cruelties of sitting in a car flinching your hands 6 inches at a time in the turns and stopping every 40 laps for a caution break and a gatorade.

ShrubFan18 wrote:

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I get that some of the drivers are not in that good of shape but to be able to do what they do then they do have to have some sort of athletic ablity. Thats all I am saying.

[mike larry ed roger]

taking a dump does not exclude ski.

another point for ski.

hey 'ski'.

how ironic! are skiers athletes? i always thought they were, but then i saw this fat guy skiing really fast one time, in an orange jumpsuit, and he was holding a burger king whopper in his hand while on the slope! scruffy chubby little man, kept cursing about goodyear being the antichrist.

ShrubFan18 wrote:

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Okay lets totally agree on this one... Driving a racecar does not automatically make one an athlete, but is does ot exclude them from being athletes either!!

[mike larry ed roger]

no need to piss when you sweating that much in the incredible heat! oh, you're right, maybe... THEY HAVE AIR CONDITIONERS IN THEIR FREEKIN HELMETS! WHO NEEDS IN "IN THE CAR"?

4 to 5 hours???

maybe with a rain delay! try 3 to 4. try 8 cautions per race i'd guess on average. average out the 8 breaks... i'll even give you the rounded up 4 hours... that's 9 segments... 240 minutes... 5 minutes per caution... 9 segments of 200 minutes of driving... that's 22 minutes per driving segment... that's not very frickin impressive... that's the end of this foolish discussion...

almost...
195? except all the races at bristol loudon kansas chicago martinsville richmond pheonix dover the glen and sears point (i miss any?)

Tulip wrote:

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ok hotshot
when did you last drive over 195mph in a hot non air conditioned car for 4 to 5 hours without a piss break? hot air - that is all you are. you don't have the first clue how to drive a race car - even a kiddy car

[mike larry ed roger]

i argue for the sake of logic, so our conversation here will be short.

JohnnyDeppfan wrote:

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Boy, You just Argue for the sake of arguing don't you? You're crazy if you think Athleticism doesn't play a big part in racing

[ShrubFan18]

mike larry ed roger wrote:

ALMOST EVERY DRIVER IN THE GARAGE HAS, ON TV, DISPARAGED THE IDEA OF WORKING OUT.
name 5 drivers that can bench press their weight! CAN'T
mark martin.
carl edwards.
DONE!
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Carl Edwards
Mark Martin..... like you stated

Kyle Busch
Jimmie Johnson
Matt Kenseth
Marcos Ambrose
Brian Vickers
Kevin Harvick

Need I go on?

You can in a day late and dollar short.
We decided that some of drivers are not so athletic but others are.

[troll fodder]

mike larry ed roger wrote:

taking a dump does not exclude ski.
another point for ski.
hey 'ski'.
how ironic! are skiers athletes? i always thought they were, but then i saw this fat guy skiing really fast one time, in an orange jumpsuit, and he was holding a burger king whopper in his hand while on the slope! scruffy chubby little man, kept cursing about goodyear being the antichrist.
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Too freakin' funny. Does he wear Old Spice?

[Ski]

mike larry ed roger wrote:

taking a dump does not exclude ski.
another point for ski.
hey 'ski'.
how ironic! are skiers athletes? i always thought they were, but then i saw this fat guy skiing really fast one time, in an orange jumpsuit, and he was holding a burger king whopper in his hand while on the slope! scruffy chubby little man, kept cursing about goodyear being the antichrist.
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I can be extremely athletic while taking a dump. In fact, I just returned from one of my more athletic BM's.
I was using exceptional balance so I wouldn't fall off the seat. Superior muscle control...proper breathing technique...I even broke a sweat. I really had to concentrate also to make sure my finger didn't slip (at work, lousy toilet paper) and finished with a spectacular dismount.

[Wang]

Wang wourd rike to see today's dlivels hop in 1960's and 1970's lace cals. No powel steeling, no dlivel cooring system, no gigantic seat with many head lestlaints, and open face hermets. Most of today's dlivels wourd be clying fol theil mommies. Most of today's dlivels mole rike cupie dorrs. So sad.

[troll fodder]

Ski wrote:

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I can be extremely athletic while taking a dump. In fact, I just returned from one of my more athletic BM's.
I was using exceptional balance so I wouldn't fall off the seat. Superior muscle control...proper breathing technique...I even broke a sweat. I really had to concentrate also to make sure my finger didn't slip (at work, lousy toilet paper) and finished with a spectacular dismount.

Poor baby! Just get yourself a magazine you really like and some baby wipes; it should all come out much better next time.

[Wang]

troll fodder wrote:

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Poor baby! Just get yourself a magazine you really like and some baby wipes; it should all come out much better next time.

Ancient plovelb say: "Ignolance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and stal."

Wang see youl rife vely dalk.

[Ski]

troll fodder wrote:

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Poor baby! Just get yourself a magazine you really like and some baby wipes; it should all come out much better next time.

Everything worked perfect this time. No need for concern tf...but thank you anyways.
A real athlete doesn't need a magazine.

[troll fodder]

Wang wrote:

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Ancient plovelb say: "Ignolance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and stal."
Wang see youl rife vely dalk.

Foddel see youl rife undel a ballel in the new moon on cloudy night.

Get yourself a flashlight with good batteries and have a good weekend Wang.

By the way, I may be near your area this evening if I can count on your ISP. Got tickets to watch Duke at Cameron.

[Smokestack]

mike larry ed roger wrote:

carl lifts to get laid. wake up. hmmmmmmm how's his driving been lately? worse the more he lifts!
please, people, a LITTLE TINY BIT OF LOGIC PPPPPPPLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
JUST A SCRAP OF LOGIC MIGHT MAKE ME GO AWAY!
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he has had a broken foot?
a bit of an impediment you might say?
now please go away
go away
go away

[TaylorsSpice]

Smokestack wrote:

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he has had a broken foot?
a bit of an impediment you might say?
now please go away
go away
go away

Aye, he no go awaya you maya hava too getta thu Father Guido to taka care ofa hima!!!!