A Bengals player handed her the ball ...

A Bengals player handed her the ball after scoring a TD

There are 17 comments on the C-101 story from Nov 18, 2014, titled A Bengals player handed her the ball after scoring a TD. In it, C-101 reports that:

After scoring a touchdown against the Saints, Jermaine Gresham tried to toss the ball to a Bengals fan sitting in enemy territory. Unfortunately, the guy sitting next to her intercepted the ball.

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“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1 Nov 18, 2014
So, in short, she wanted his balls?
Paul Brownstain

Miami, FL

#2 Nov 18, 2014
"A Bengals player scratched his balls after scoring a STD"

“The Blog Stopper!”

Since: Aug 11

Dayton, OH

#3 Nov 18, 2014
Those are MY GUYS!
Abe Addison

Houston, TX

#4 Nov 18, 2014
Unfortunately, the guy sitting next to her intercepted the balls onto his chin...
Max Flatulence

Houston, TX

#5 Nov 18, 2014
FART REPORT>

Flatulence Physiology:

Flatulence is a normal biological process referring to the release of flatus or gas from the digestive system via the back passage...

Mechanism of flatulence:
Sensory nerve endings present in the rectum and anal canal can detect pressure exerted by the bulk of a stool. As this pressure mounts, a person feels the urgency to pass the stool. The flatus that gathers in the lower intestine and colon also exerts pressure and triggers a need to pass wind...

Flatulence often makes a sound, as the flatus passes through the tight anal sphincter. The speed the gas is passed at, the tightness of the sphincter and other factors such as water and body fat content, determine the type and pitch of the sound. Flatulence can occur accidentally when pressure within the abdomen is suddenly raised due to coughing, sneezing, sexual intercourse or laughing, for example...

Components of the flatus:
The flatus is mainly composed of nitrogen, hydrogen and carbon dioxide. The carbon dioxide content is higher among people who drink carbonated beverages regularly. The flatulence is usually only foul smelling when it contains gases that smell such as sulphur, although it is normal for the flatus to smell a bit...

Flatulence Physiology:

Flatulence is a normal biological process referring to the release of flatus or gas from the digestive system via the back passage...

Mechanism of flatulence:
Sensory nerve endings present in the rectum and anal canal can detect pressure exerted by the bulk of a stool. As this pressure mounts, a person feels the urgency to pass the stool. The flatus that gathers in the lower intestine and colon also exerts pressure and triggers a need to pass wind...

Flatulence often makes a sound, as the flatus passes through the tight anal sphincter. The speed the gas is passed at, the tightness of the sphincter and other factors such as water and body fat content, determine the type and pitch of the sound. Flatulence can occur accidentally when pressure within the abdomen is suddenly raised due to coughing, sneezing, sexual intercourse or laughing, for example...

Components of the flatus:
The flatus is mainly composed of nitrogen, hydrogen and carbon dioxide. The carbon dioxide content is higher among people who drink carbonated beverages regularly. The flatulence is usually only foul smelling when it contains gases that smell such as sulphur, although it is normal for the flatus to smell a bit...
Geno

Cincinnati, OH

#6 Nov 18, 2014
I love me some Bengals!
Geno

Houston, TX

#7 Nov 18, 2014
Oh, and I love farts too!
Abrahammock Regions

Philadelphia, PA

#8 Nov 18, 2014
She looks a little young for a pro athlete to have completed a pass with, anyway.
Jake

United States

#9 Nov 18, 2014
Max Flatulence wrote:
FART REPORT>
Flatulence Physiology:
Flatulence is a normal biological process referring to the release of flatus or gas from the digestive system via the back passage...
Mechanism of flatulence:
Sensory nerve endings present in the rectum and anal canal can detect pressure exerted by the bulk of a stool. As this pressure mounts, a person feels the urgency to pass the stool. The flatus that gathers in the lower intestine and colon also exerts pressure and triggers a need to pass wind...
Flatulence often makes a sound, as the flatus passes through the tight anal sphincter. The speed the gas is passed at, the tightness of the sphincter and other factors such as water and body fat content, determine the type and pitch of the sound. Flatulence can occur accidentally when pressure within the abdomen is suddenly raised due to coughing, sneezing, sexual intercourse or laughing, for example...
Components of the flatus:
The flatus is mainly composed of nitrogen, hydrogen and carbon dioxide. The carbon dioxide content is higher among people who drink carbonated beverages regularly. The flatulence is usually only foul smelling when it contains gases that smell such as sulphur, although it is normal for the flatus to smell a bit...
Flatulence Physiology:
Flatulence is a normal biological process referring to the release of flatus or gas from the digestive system via the back passage...
Mechanism of flatulence:
Sensory nerve endings present in the rectum and anal canal can detect pressure exerted by the bulk of a stool. As this pressure mounts, a person feels the urgency to pass the stool. The flatus that gathers in the lower intestine and colon also exerts pressure and triggers a need to pass wind...
Flatulence often makes a sound, as the flatus passes through the tight anal sphincter. The speed the gas is passed at, the tightness of the sphincter and other factors such as water and body fat content, determine the type and pitch of the sound. Flatulence can occur accidentally when pressure within the abdomen is suddenly raised due to coughing, sneezing, sexual intercourse or laughing, for example...
Components of the flatus:
The flatus is mainly composed of nitrogen, hydrogen and carbon dioxide. The carbon dioxide content is higher among people who drink carbonated beverages regularly. The flatulence is usually only foul smelling when it contains gases that smell such as sulphur, although it is normal for the flatus to smell a bit...
Good report. Post more.
Buttock Regions

Miami, FL

#10 Nov 19, 2014
Abrahammock Regions wrote:
She looks a little young for a pro athlete to have completed a pass with, anyway.
Say what? She looks like she's around late 20s.

http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/eHURlvaAYsE1_...

She is AP baby momma worthy.
All Day Switch Hitter

Houston, TX

#11 Nov 19, 2014
Buttock Regions wrote:
<quoted text>
Say what? She looks like she's around late 20s.
http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/eHURlvaAYsE1_...
She is AP baby momma worthy.
Yep, Adrian would tap that in a heart beat...knock her up with his retarded seed so she produces 3-4 turdlings...more targets of opportunity to practice that groin beat down swing....
Evilgelicalling

Philadelphia, PA

#12 Nov 19, 2014
She didn't look late 20s in the photo at the linked story.

But okay, she's old enough to accept the compensating gift basket of steroids and painkillers from the Bengals staff, then.
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#13 Nov 19, 2014
And hot farts from the oven...
Fan-testicles

Houston, TX

#14 Nov 19, 2014
"Jermaine Gresham also tweeted to her offering her more compensation."

...a set of real ballz on her chin....
Balls of Fury

Miami, FL

#15 Nov 20, 2014
Fan-testicles wrote:
"Jermaine Gresham also tweeted to her offering her more compensation."
...a set of real ballz on her chin....
The guy who snatched the ball from her would take that too.
Brad

United States

#16 Nov 20, 2014
Max Flatulence wrote:
FART REPORT>
Flatulence Physiology:
Flatulence is a normal biological process referring to the release of flatus or gas from the digestive system via the back passage...
Mechanism of flatulence:
Sensory nerve endings present in the rectum and anal canal can detect pressure exerted by the bulk of a stool. As this pressure mounts, a person feels the urgency to pass the stool. The flatus that gathers in the lower intestine and colon also exerts pressure and triggers a need to pass wind...
Flatulence often makes a sound, as the flatus passes through the tight anal sphincter. The speed the gas is passed at, the tightness of the sphincter and other factors such as water and body fat content, determine the type and pitch of the sound. Flatulence can occur accidentally when pressure within the abdomen is suddenly raised due to coughing, sneezing, sexual intercourse or laughing, for example...
Components of the flatus:
The flatus is mainly composed of nitrogen, hydrogen and carbon dioxide. The carbon dioxide content is higher among people who drink carbonated beverages regularly. The flatulence is usually only foul smelling when it contains gases that smell such as sulphur, although it is normal for the flatus to smell a bit...
Flatulence Physiology:
Flatulence is a normal biological process referring to the release of flatus or gas from the digestive system via the back passage...
Mechanism of flatulence:
Sensory nerve endings present in the rectum and anal canal can detect pressure exerted by the bulk of a stool. As this pressure mounts, a person feels the urgency to pass the stool. The flatus that gathers in the lower intestine and colon also exerts pressure and triggers a need to pass wind...
Flatulence often makes a sound, as the flatus passes through the tight anal sphincter. The speed the gas is passed at, the tightness of the sphincter and other factors such as water and body fat content, determine the type and pitch of the sound. Flatulence can occur accidentally when pressure within the abdomen is suddenly raised due to coughing, sneezing, sexual intercourse or laughing, for example...
Components of the flatus:
The flatus is mainly composed of nitrogen, hydrogen and carbon dioxide. The carbon dioxide content is higher among people who drink carbonated beverages regularly. The flatulence is usually only foul smelling when it contains gases that smell such as sulphur, although it is normal for the flatus to smell a bit...
Good info

Thanks!
Big Pigskin Phart

Buffalo, NY

#17 Friday Feb 10
Sportsmanship pharts.

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