Chimp had Xanax in his system

Chimp had Xanax in his system

There are 5 comments on the Stamford Advocate story from May 13, 2009, titled Chimp had Xanax in his system. In it, Stamford Advocate reports that:

The chimpanzee that attacked a Stamford woman in February had Xanax in its system, police said Wednesday.

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Core

New York, NY

#1 May 14, 2009
Something was obviously wrong with this munkee if she was giving it medication intented for people.
she should be locked up

AOL

#2 May 14, 2009
they need to arrest her
Dr Zaius

Ringwood, NJ

#3 May 14, 2009
They also found she gave him Viagra
CHIMPS XANAX

Detroit, MI

#4 May 14, 2009
LMAO--AFTER THE MUNKEE SMACKDOWN--THAT OUGHTA TEACH PEOPLE TO NOT MUNKEE AROUND!..
HA!!!.. LUV IT..
medicaid has 50 mil

Santa Ana, CA

#5 May 14, 2009
$10 million? I don't understand this economy at all. Where would someone get $10 million? If they want to sue, they should have a class action to help poor people in general. Disabled people aren't being given enough, and when Clinton was in office they reduced public assistance. How can the legislature be so insensitive? I think medicaid should pay her bills. They could spend the money they print instead of loaning it. The Viagra jokes above are ignoring the original story. He was mad at an authority -- biting the hands in self defense, and the nose off like some little boys would do.

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