tropical depression, tropical storm, hurricane, bertha

[REBEL SON]

Hey! For all you bad boys who do not like cops! Here is an idea..Why don't you let them know who you are and where you live. Then I can come shoot your sad **** and rob the hell out of you ...while you scream for the police. OH! we can have some fun ..I will not have to hurry....!!!!!!

[CanaYo]

REBEL SON wrote:

Hey! For all you bad boys who do not like cops! Here is an idea..Why don't you let them know who you are and where you live. Then I can come shoot your sad **** and rob the hell out of you ...while you scream for the police. OH! we can have some fun ..I will not have to hurry....!!!!!!

and what does it has to do with an hurricane ? I never saw so many goof balls in the same thread..

[Sold Out]

Will this effect my Carnival cruise to the eastern carib? Damn, I"d hate to have to settle for another Busch Gardens vacation! My kids are fed up with me going through the free brew line.

[CanaYo]

no, not a big enough storm you won't die but .. You'll just be puking everywhere because of the high seas .. Bon Voyage.!

[Sun Sentinel Sucks]

Jeez, how long will these comments stay here?

[Feel the heat in Delray]

yaaaay!

[Sold Out at the Depot]

There has been a mad rush on all Home Depots in the state of Fl. I95 & I10 backed up. Panic reigns, while profiters jack up gas prices to 8.75 a gal. Charlie was last seen going through Londons Heathrow airport. His only comment was "Hurricane...? What hurricane?

[RACE]

So we have excaped big Bertha, and now we cower in feer of the next storm. I drank all my water watching the weather chanel and Bertha. I need FEMA. gimme my trailer now, not later! I want sea-rats and ice! Why isn't home depot at my house yet putting up my shutters.

I gotta call my lawyer!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Pulling hair out!)

[Bill Slowsky]

I'm sure glad that I can breath underwater!

[Feel the heat in Delray]

RACE wrote:

So we have excaped big Bertha, and now we cower in feer of the next storm. I drank all my water watching the weather chanel and Bertha. I need FEMA. gimme my trailer now, not later! I want sea-rats and ice! Why isn't home depot at my house yet putting up my shutters.
I gotta call my lawyer!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Pulling hair out!)

Wow, you hit all the cliches in one post. Isn't the public sooo clever? Not.

[hazmat]

I sure hope that Brownie has FEMA ready for all these storms this year. I know for a fact that he did a heck of a job with Katrina over yonder in the nation's toilet bowl, New Orleans. Remember?

[hazmat]

Sold Out
Birmingham, AL

Do you mean the InBev Gardens?

[ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD]

JUST IN TIME TO HEAR WSVN'S JULIE DIRTY START SHRIEKING TOMORROW MORNING.....BRING HER INSDIE OF MY STAND AT THE OLD 1-2 IF YOU WANT TO HEAR SHRIEKS OF ECTASY!

[lEE hARVEY aRBOR]

ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:

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"THE MOLESTER" FROM SILVER MUFF ELEMENTARY (THE ENGLISH TEACHER) CAME BY STAND LATE LAST NIGHT FOR THE 4TH NIGHT IN A ROW. SHE SHOWED ME HER DEWEY DECIMEL SYSTEM. I SHOWED HER MY XYLAPHONE. SHE IS BEGINNING TO ANNOY ME. ANY SUGGESTIONS? DO I CALL THE SCHOOL BOARD. DO I CHECK HER DEW POINT FOR IRREGULARITES?

Hey Macho putz...Did that maneating english teaching molester from silver muff elem. stop coming by?

[ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD]

lEE hARVEY aRBOR wrote:

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Hey Macho putz...Did that maneating english teaching molester from silver muff elem. stop coming by?

MY NADS ITCH....IS DESITIN BETTER THAN "BUTTPASTE" OR "AD OINTMENT"?

[Feel the heat in Delray]

Terrible attitude and language here. You people don't represent our species very well.

[Old Gator]

Frankly, after living in south Florida for almost fifty years, it's difficult to imagine anything getting "better organized" down here....

[Mayer Naugle]

Testing... code orange.

[Mark_2100]

He's not looking so good this morning, come on SS we can't loose this one you need news!

[Bertha]

If Bill Kamal was here, he would save me....