tropical depression, tropical storm, hurricane, bertha

Tropical Storm Bertha has formed in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Africa. At 11 a.m. EDT Thursday, the center of the storm was located about 190 miles south-southwest of the Cape Verde Islands.

[Roots]

Big Bertha butt.

[Slice]

This just in! Gas prices just spiked up .30 cents per gallon, Home Depo is reporting lines extending out into the parking lot, ppl fighting over what little water is left in Publix etc. Run and tell the others, save yourself's!!

[A Voice in the Wilderness]

Here we go....

[monitor this]

Come play with my big monitor lizard...

[Joseph N]

"and just like that.."

Im loving the standard journalistic grammar that SS has to offer.

[CONE OF DEATH]

Are we in it yet???

[Sharpe James]

Good time Charlie will keep all Floridians safe! Even if the Florida Supreme Court says no blackjack in Broward.

[Mark_2100]

This storm is going to end up being a fish anyway, why bother covering it?

Oh shoot I just asked a question I already know the answer to.

[Giambi_s stache]

That's it, the shutters go up today...

[Butthead]

Quick, Beavis....let's get over to the trailer park to watch.

[Beavis]

Yeah! Trailer park! Cool!

[Taylorblue]

At least they're admitting that it might not hit us, rather than telling us to stockpile and put our shutters up "just in case".:-)

[yeahhhhhhhhhhh]

Beavis wrote:

Yeah! Trailer park! Cool!

you are, lol!!!

[No Obama No Problem]

And off we go.

[huh]

Bertha don't you come around here any more...

[MAD MAX Hollywood]

Please SS tell us when is near Cuba other wise stop scarying people.

[obamarama]

Elect me and I promise their will be no more hurricanes

[american]

wait till the fox news gets a hold of this we are all going to die and the winds will blow down all your property away batten down the hatches buy all the lumber and food you can (if the firefighters arent in line) then when you can pull all of your kids college fund money to buy up all the gas an when it gets close and turns they will tell you well its better to be safe than sorry. We will have 6 months of this B.S.
HEY WHAT EVER HAPPENS TO THAT PLY WOOD THAT EVERYONE BUYS EVER YEAR? YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD SAVE IT FOR THE NEXT YEAR OR DO THEY BUILD RAFTS/

[Nicolas Naranja]

It's coming right for us, better drain the lake.

[Roofer]

Slice wrote:

This just in! Gas prices just spiked up .30 cents per gallon, Home Depo is reporting lines extending out into the parking lot, ppl fighting over what little water is left in Publix etc. Run and tell the others, save yourself's!!

With Asphalt at $40 a keg, 40yr Shingles at $100 a square, and a Nail Shortage on the way due to production costs, as well as Olympics in China.... you all better hope that no Hurricane or Storms hit South Florida or this area will be screwed!!!!

Roofing Supplies have gone up 40% in the past year..........so crack all the Jokes you want, and don't think it's serious cause when the storms hit I can't wait to Rape you all, and take all of your hard earned savings!!!!!