Woman flashes $27,000 at Mass. bar, gets robbed

Massachusetts police say they are searching for two men suspected of robbing a woman of $27,000 after she flashed the cash in a Springfield bar.

[DARK STAR]

She was probably a rocket scientist.

[drive2fast]

Reminds me of the time i had 4 grand in my wallet for a down payment on a car, and left it on the soda machine at work. The guy who found it gave me a real butt chewing.

[llDayo]

She was too stupid to have that money. The muggers probably deserve it more.

[celebrate subversity]

Flashing her **** just wasn't getting the reaction she craved anymore.

[what]

on the border she would be known as a pendeja....

[Napoleon]

All victims are "innocent" but some are more innocent than others.

[drew pfafflin]

dumb berkshire hunt.

[austinswkr]

put the money in a bank...I bet very few people who have thought of such a bright idea!!!

or maybe the joke is on the robbers...it was Monopoly money!!

[ecmlhr]

Who goes to a bar with that kind of money?

It could have been worse. She is lucky she still has her life.

[Pronstar]

drive2fast wrote:

Reminds me of the time i had 4 grand in my wallet for a down payment on a car, and left it on the soda machine at work. The guy who found it gave me a real butt chewing.

How the hell did you fit 4 grand in cash in your wallet?

[Janus]

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."

Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"

"Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."

The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, you know."

[nalgamedios]

what wrote:

on the border she would be known as a pendeja....

you are so right amigo, she is one huge pendeja

[Gunslinger915]

Janus wrote:

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"
"Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, you know."

Now that there is funny, I don't care who you are :)

[Gunslinger915]

llDayo wrote:

She was too stupid to have that money. The muggers probably deserve it more.

And you just can't fix STUPID.

[Sua Sponte]

Being stupid SHOULD hurt...

[Jeronimo Dan]

Janus wrote:

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"
"Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, you know."

Kinda of like the song "I came home late last night and there was a old horse in the stall where my old hoss should be. When I ask my little darling wife about it, she told me you drunken fool, it ain't nothing but a milk cow you grandmother gave to me. well, I've been around this old world a hundred times, or more, but I've never seen a saddle
on a milk cow before!