Christmas is Jesus birthday you dolt! Why do you try and ruin it with dopey stories about witches and pagans and such silly nonsense?<quoted text>
Jesus' birthday was probably in the Spring. The "church" couldn't stop people from celebrating the Winter Solstice, so they stuck Christmas in there. Decorating trees is a pagan custom.
I bet you tell the little kids Santa is a heathen and was gay married to Rudolf!
YUK!YUK!YUK! Happy birthday Jesus!