The Scourge of Assault Nail Guns: Ban Them Now!

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T Taylor

Albuquerque, NM

#1 Jan 20, 2013
An exhortation to Senator Dianne Feinstein. Dear Senator Feinstein:
At present, over 40,000 people a year are either seriously wounded or killed by Assault Nail Guns. They are very easily concealed. They are relatively silent. They fire semi-automatically. And, horrors, they have A PISTOL GRIP. We urge you to either ban them, or submit them to the Gun Control Act of 1968 by: Re-classifying them as a firearm; by mandating a background check before one may purchase them, as well as a 5-day waiting period before one may take possession of one; by making their owners register them. We feel these guns cause a lot of mayhem in our communities, especially among our vulnerable children, and urge you to tack them together with any and all Bills you are submitting for the 113th Congress's 1st Session. Citizens for Assault Nail Gun Safety.
The Stinker

Buchanan, TN

#2 Jan 22, 2013
I slipped and fell in the bathtub earlier this evening. Assault bathtubs should be banned before someone else gets hurt. Maybe Fineswine can have these killer tubs confiscated.
Junkies are sad m-kay

Cantonment, FL

#3 Jan 23, 2013
Ban birth control! It kills more people than guns every year!

Ban typhoons, monsoons, floods, earthquakes, asteroid strikes, wildfires, crazy people, & most insects!

Ban the use of food substitutes!

Ban checkers in old folks homes!

Ban municipal fountains!

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