Does God have a sense of humor?
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Since: Oct 12

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#23 Mar 17, 2013
God has a sense of humor, otherwise He wouldnt have made us... And He wouldnt have given us a sense of humor... We are made in His image
dGo mnDaed lyHo iirSpt

Irvine, KY

#25 Apr 9, 2016
I once had a store and I "worshiped" it so to speak. It became my god!. This is why the God of the Bible took it from me. In the Bible it says that God is a jealous God and that you're to worship Him only. If you worship something else God will take a jealous fit and take it from you. For example, you have a big new Harley Davidson motorcycle. You just can't stop thinking about it. You clean and polish it every day. In effect, you're worshiping it. It then becomes your God!. The God of the Bible will get jealous of you and take your Harley right away from you!!!. Much like He did my store. The Biblical God has His Stinking god!. Israel is God's god. God worships Israel (literally performs oral sex on Israel!). If God can have His, I don't see why no one else can have their god. ROTTEN PIG GOD IN HEAVEN!!!. HOG!!!. CHILD STARVER!!!.
ThomasA

Birmingham, AL

#26 Apr 12, 2016
dGo mnDaed lyHo iirSpt wrote:
I once had a store and I "worshiped" it so to speak. It became my god!. This is why the God of the Bible took it from me. In the Bible it says that God is a jealous God and that you're to worship Him only. If you worship something else God will take a jealous fit and take it from you. For example, you have a big new Harley Davidson motorcycle. You just can't stop thinking about it. You clean and polish it every day. In effect, you're worshiping it. It then becomes your God!. The God of the Bible will get jealous of you and take your Harley right away from you!!!. Much like He did my store. The Biblical God has His Stinking god!. Israel is God's god. God worships Israel (literally performs oral sex on Israel!). If God can have His, I don't see why no one else can have their god. ROTTEN PIG GOD IN HEAVEN!!!. HOG!!!. CHILD STARVER!!!.
WOW!!!!!!! You're looking in the wrong direction to place the blame for your failures. To find the REAL problem, take a good hard look in a mirror.......... There will be the true reason. PEACE
SouthernBelle

United States

#27 May 4, 2016
Yes, He does, and there is proof: the duckbilled platypuss!! Funniest looking creature EVER, dontcha think? Mhm
ThomasA

Birmingham, AL

#28 May 18, 2016
SouthernBelle wrote:
Yes, He does, and there is proof: the duckbilled platypuss!! Funniest looking creature EVER, dontcha think? Mhm
Second place goes to: "People of Walmart" God was taking a nap when these creatures were created!

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#29 May 31, 2016
Bruce Lloyd wrote:
I think he does, but maybe not. What do you think?
I'm sure He does, He is the one who created us with the ability to see the humor in things and His Word says laughter is good like a medicine.
Toledo

Toledo, WA

#31 Sep 21, 2016
Yes,yes he does, how else do you explain the american libtard movement!you would have to have been made a special kind of stupid to belive the hilarious crap these idiots spew.
total muppet farts

Hey hillary-liar,liar ,pantsuit on fire

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