Getting perfect vaginas put women at risk

[Father Theresa]

Hiawadda wrote:

A little gonad tuck maybe? Keep them from so much dangle? Any suggestions, ladies?

I tend to duct tape mine to my inner thigh above the knee..one on each side...

[Hiawadda]

Father Theresa wrote:

<quoted text>Ice cubes. Or hold a knife and change your name to Lorena. Whups...there go mine...

Oooooh, the Frightened Turtle Effect in action...

[DILF]

Father Theresa wrote:

<quoted text>I tend to duct tape mine to my inner thigh above the knee..one on each side...

Wow, it must be hard to find those old-style MC Hammer pants that you need to be wearing........lol

[Father Theresa]

DILF wrote:

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Wow, it must be hard to find those old-style MC Hammer pants that you need to be wearing........lol

I mostly wear long skirts. I had them pieced so when I dance like MC Hammer I can wear little finger cymbals on them.

[JM_Brazil]

Father Theresa wrote:

<quoted text>I mostly wear long skirts. I had them pieced so when I dance like MC Hammer I can wear little finger cymbals on them.

Does lightning shoot out of your ass?

[Father Theresa]

JM_Brazil wrote:

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Does lightning shoot out of your ass?

Only when I hold flint between my thighs and fart..

[Billy R]

Getting even mediocre vagina's has always put men at risk. So once again,the women are winning.........

[Bill Cliton]

You sound like the biggest babbling vagina

[Hillary Clitton]

Bill Cliton wrote:

You sound like the biggest babbling vagina

Oh Bill stop it, it pays the bills.

[MC Hammer Her]

Father Theresa wrote:

<quoted text>I mostly wear long skirts. I had them pieced so when I dance like MC Hammer I can wear little finger cymbals on them.

Stop!!! Hammer her time!!!!