Yes, we must sacrifice ourselves. We will do it one by one by using an organically grown hemp rope to hang ourselves as it is earth friendly and recyclable. Our bodies will be burned by the surviving scientists with clean burning biofuel from organically grown corn, up in the tropical Arctic former tundra soil enriched with the bodies of dead polar bears.<quoted text>
that was great
Sounds like we should all just kill ourselves now in a grand AGW cult style mass suicide....
do the 'planet' a favour
Our poor helpless 5 billion year old planet that we created and maintained has now got cancer and it is our fault and we must do ourselves in to please the climate gods of science. Praise be to the science and the scientists and the IPCC bible.
Our planet was delicate and fragile and we let it all go to smithereens.
Please punish us science gods. We ask you to please leave only the science gods alive to repopulate our sick planet with the finest specimens of dwarf, low impact on the planet females. Yes, we can make the sky bluer and the grass greener.
Ug! Pass the coconut.