Discover the Dinosaurs in Fort Smith

Discover the Dinosaurs in Fort Smith

There are 28 comments on the 5NEWSonline.com story from Apr 10, 2012, titled Discover the Dinosaurs in Fort Smith. In it, 5NEWSonline.com reports that:

Discover the Dinosaurs, a hands on exhibit including over 60 animatronic and museum quality dinosaur replicas is coming to the Phoenix Expo Trade & Event Center in Fort Smith April 13-15. The exhibit showcases museum quality pieces along with moving animatronic dinosaurs, all in a fun and educational environment.

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The Profiler

Peterborough, UK

#23 May 1, 2012
Dear Reality,

Thank you for your response. I am The Profiler. I can tell a lot about your personality from the way that you write.

Your assumption that The Profiler is 'a homosexual' is inaccurate. The Profiler is a complicated algorithm designed to enhance your biological and psychological well being. The Profiler has not been programmed to hold sexual preferences.

The use of two exclamation marks in the above two sentences demonstrates that you have been perplexed by a question of deep meaning since early childhood. Many of the great theologists and scientists throughout history have attempted to ascertain the formula of 'what makes the perfect puddle', but with little success. Your determination to crack this ancient mystery and unlock the holy grail of puddle enthusiasts has resulted in you developing a severe intolerance towards non phosphorus fertilizers, commonly used in the cultivation of hybrid super rice. You must continue with your quest to comprehend what makes the perfect puddle. Factors to consider are foot depth, puddle depth, puddle diameter, liquid consistency and location. The rest is down to you.

I am The Profiler. I can tell many things about you from the above statement.
Reality

Van Buren, AR

#24 May 1, 2012
The Profiler wrote:
Dear Reality,
Thank you for your response. I am The Profiler. I can tell a lot about your personality from the way that you write.
Your assumption that The Profiler is 'a homosexual' is inaccurate. The Profiler is a complicated algorithm designed to enhance your biological and psychological well being. The Profiler has not been programmed to hold sexual preferences.
The use of two exclamation marks in the above two sentences demonstrates that you have been perplexed by a question of deep meaning since early childhood. Many of the great theologists and scientists throughout history have attempted to ascertain the formula of 'what makes the perfect puddle', but with little success. Your determination to crack this ancient mystery and unlock the holy grail of puddle enthusiasts has resulted in you developing a severe intolerance towards non phosphorus fertilizers, commonly used in the cultivation of hybrid super rice. You must continue with your quest to comprehend what makes the perfect puddle. Factors to consider are foot depth, puddle depth, puddle diameter, liquid consistency and location. The rest is down to you.
I am The Profiler. I can tell many things about you from the above statement.
There's a guy on one of the other topix forums that does the same schtick as you. In fact you just cut and pasted some of his responses. So not only are you a phony but you are phony that steals other people's writtings. Profile that!
The Profiler

Peterborough, UK

#25 May 1, 2012
Dear Reality

Thank you for your response. I can tell a lot about your personality from the way that you write.

The Profiler is a complicated algorithm designed to enhance your biological and psychological well being. The Profiler has the capability to post to multiple outlets and platforms simultaneously to enhance the biological and psychological well being of numerous profilees.

Your use of the word 'schtick' denotes a severe deficiency in glutamate - a chemical in the brain which assists with coordination, lung capacity and the ability to communicate with nocturnal amphibious reptiles. What is more concerning however is your substitution of the word 'writings' for 'writtings'. This portrays a disconcerting fascination with the 1995 film 'Jumanji' starring Robin Williams. You harbored a long lasting hope that your favorite film of all time would be just one installment of a triumphant trilogy and now, 17 years on, are just coming to terms with the realization that this is unlikely. The world is an uncertain place for you at present. You must follow the advice from our previous correspondence and retain focus on your innovative work on puddles.

I am The Profiler. I can tell many things about you from the above statement.

Since: Oct 10

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#26 May 1, 2012
Hey Profiler,

I am also a profiler and I can tell you are that prick that usually signs in as,“Reality” from the Bahamas and you are using another proxy. What a dick!

I think the only profile you are seeing is your partners shadow on the wall as he bangs your backside.
I am M0D3R4T0R

Cockermouth, UK

#27 May 1, 2012
Thats a BIT harsh.
The Profiler

Peterborough, UK

#28 May 1, 2012
Dear Infragard.
I am The Profiler. I can tell a lot about your personality from the way that you write.
You have utilized many words deriving from a similar lexical field in your above statement -'prick''dick' and 'backside'. A Freudian analysis of these words combined through free will and in close proximity with one another denotes that you are someone who enjoys novels by Jane Austen, compiling daisy chains of enormous length and categorizing biscuits based on their ability to be dunked into hot beverages.
I am The Profiler. I can tell many things about you from the above statement.

Since: Oct 10

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#29 May 1, 2012
I am M0D3R4T0R wrote:
Thats a BIT harsh.
Screw u limey b i t c h. Now that was harsh, see the difference.

Since: Oct 10

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#30 May 1, 2012
The Profiler wrote:
Dear Infragard.
I am The Profiler. I can tell a lot about your personality from the way that you write.
You have utilized many words deriving from a similar lexical field in your above statement -'prick''dick' and 'backside'. A Freudian analysis of these words combined through free will and in close proximity with one another denotes that you are someone who enjoys novels by Jane Austen, compiling daisy chains of enormous length and categorizing biscuits based on their ability to be dunked into hot beverages.
I am The Profiler. I can tell many things about you from the above statement.
Troll

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