What should I do if my children are stung by a jellyfish?

A reader from Westgate-on-Sea, who has three small children, tells us that the weather has been so sunny recently that they spend most of their time on the beach or in the sea.

[charles mark]

Meat tenderizer-Papain/m.s.g.-neutr alizes the stinging nematozist's immediately.ammonia or urine helps also.Life guards in Florida have this for man-o-war jellyfish stings.

[Shadow]

What does that have to do with dinosaurs?

Okay. I have an idea. Hmm let's think *thinks*

GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!

[blunt mocker]

Shadow wrote:

What does that have to do with dinosaurs?
Okay. I have an idea. Hmm let's think *thinks*
GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!

and what will he do ? Piss all over them as recommended? and you are right, it has nothing to do with dinosaurs at all.

[Just Thinking]

Smear 'em with peanutbutter, slap 'em between two big chunks of bread and feed 'em to a dinosaur.

[casey]

freakin suck it up and and wait ill the next day to go back surfing or whatever.

[casey]

well it hurts like a mother when it happens but after 2 hours the sting goes away

[jellyman]

Shadow wrote:

What does that have to do with dinosaurs?
Okay. I have an idea. Hmm let's think *thinks*
GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!

i agrre

[jellyman]

yeah

[Altanative Whatever]

yeah revive the oldest and most pointless thread

[Tyranna2]

Altanative Whatever wrote:

yeah revive the oldest and most pointless thread

'Thinks', Hmm not so pointless....
BR = Bunny Rabbit, would you like to go and play on a (chuckle) Florida beach (chortle) just for (laugh out loud) an hour...(Ha! Ha! Ha!... Sorry but that 'hour' creases me!)

And with a bit of luck you wont mind us IP, and Ex-IP members pissing all over you?