GF watches my home movies and meets ...

GF watches my home movies and meets me in person.

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JMD577

Minneapolis, MN

#1 Sep 21, 2012
Oh, I can just imagine the scene.. so, GF meets me, and is shocked to find that I'm 5'6'' instead of 2-3 feet. He also learns that I was around in 2001, when he thought I was born in 2006. He also learns that my grandma said "Hi sweetie!" when I was a toddler and GF says, "Hi junior!" When I say, "My name's Jacob!" Also when I learn things you're not supposed to learn 'til you're twelve, and I learned when I was five. He will also see that I was really bright 'til 6th grade, when he goes "revenge!" But then he gets to seventh grade, and I shine like a star again. He also learns that girls had/have crushes on me, when he says I'm ugly. How would he know that? He also learns that I am much against homosexuality, and that I LOVED dinosaurs when I was 5-10, and returning when I'm 11. Then, when we're done, he says, "forgive me, Jacob!" and I say, "funny you should say that, Lucas." It stops there.
Tardigrade

San Francisco, CA

#2 Sep 21, 2012
You realize it's a fact that DF=/= Lucas Carroll, right? That's Troodon8888.

You also realize we're not being completely serious when we call you a first grader? You should've learned metaphors in second grade. Being against homosexuality is an utter disgrace and just because DF thinks that doesn't mean you should adopt that stance. Besides, how do you know anyone of the opposite gender finds you attractive? You can't see into their minds.

So there, your entire post debunked.

Bad day to you

HB/AW/Tardigrade/Whatever my name happens to be at this time
JMD577

Minneapolis, MN

#3 Sep 21, 2012
Tardigrade wrote:
You realize it's a fact that DF=/= Lucas Carroll, right? That's Troodon8888.
You also realize we're not being completely serious when we call you a first grader? You should've learned metaphors in second grade. Being against homosexuality is an utter disgrace and just because DF thinks that doesn't mean you should adopt that stance. Besides, how do you know anyone of the opposite gender finds you attractive? You can't see into their minds.
So there, your entire post debunked.
Bad day to you
HB/AW/Tardigrade/Whatever my name happens to be at this time
1. You're not gonna trick me with your games.
2. I did learn metaphors. Debunked.
3. You want me to talk?
4. A few of my classmates have touched my stuff in a "oh, that's so exasperating" way. They have also flirted with me. They will constantly follow me. One of them wanted to sit by me alone not as a friend, but as a crush. that section is now debunked.
5. So there, you're entire post is humiliated.
6. Bad day to you.
JMD577

Minneapolis, MN

#4 Sep 21, 2012
"your" not "you're". Sorry about that.
Tardigrade

San Francisco, CA

#5 Sep 21, 2012
JMD577 wrote:
<quoted text>
1. You're not gonna trick me with your games.
2. I did learn metaphors. Debunked.
3. You want me to talk?
4. A few of my classmates have touched my stuff in a "oh, that's so exasperating" way. They have also flirted with me. They will constantly follow me. One of them wanted to sit by me alone not as a friend, but as a crush. that section is now debunked.
5. So there, you're entire post is humiliated.
6. Bad day to you.
1.What games? Lucas Carroll is not DF and you know it.
2. You should've learned them in 2nd grade, not half an hour ago off Wikipedia. Anyway, you've completely missed the point again. You should've UNDERSTOOD that we don't ACTUALLY think that you're a 1st grader.
3.Eh?
4.
Tardigrade wrote:
You can't see into their minds.
5.Lolspellingfail.
6.THis is irrelevant.

I'll start a new topic so me, DF, and possibly Crazy Fish can humiliate creationists like you.

Since: Sep 12

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#6 Sep 21, 2012
JMD577 wrote:
Oh, I can just imagine the scene.. so, GF meets me, and is shocked to find that I'm 5'6'' instead of 2-3 feet. He also learns that I was around in 2001, when he thought I was born in 2006. He also learns that my grandma said "Hi sweetie!" when I was a toddler and GF says, "Hi junior!" When I say, "My name's Jacob!" Also when I learn things you're not supposed to learn 'til you're twelve, and I learned when I was five. He will also see that I was really bright 'til 6th grade, when he goes "revenge!" But then he gets to seventh grade, and I shine like a star again. He also learns that girls had/have crushes on me, when he says I'm ugly. How would he know that? He also learns that I am much against homosexuality, and that I LOVED dinosaurs when I was 5-10, and returning when I'm 11. Then, when we're done, he says, "forgive me, Jacob!" and I say, "funny you should say that, Lucas." It stops there.
Heh Jacob, if you are against homosexuality then you shouldn't have registered on Imperial Palace, I got banned for insulting homosexuals. Also, Math 7 mook, AW and I are higher in terms of academics. Also, who is this Jacob, do you mean the Jacobian(math term) that CF learned about in Calculus? Math Sevi junior.

One more thing, juniors shouldn't breed, coz of 2 things:

1. It pisses the ladies off.
2. It'll create more juniors.

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#7 Sep 21, 2012
JMD577 wrote:
<quoted text>
1. You're not gonna trick me with your games.
2. I did learn metaphors. Debunked.
3. You want me to talk?
4. A few of my classmates have touched my stuff in a "oh, that's so exasperating" way. They have also flirted with me. They will constantly follow me. One of them wanted to sit by me alone not as a friend, but as a crush. that section is now debunked.
5. So there, you're entire post is humiliated.
6. Bad day to you.
1. Orly?
2. Wikipedia doesn't count, moron.
3. Yes, so we can laugh at your juniorish voice.
4. Yes, crush, as in, crush the junior with 20 tons of dynamite.
5. Spelling fail, and who's post is humiliated. Stop talking to yourself.
6. Irrelevant topic FTW?
JMD-577

Minneapolis, MN

#8 Sep 22, 2012
Tardigrade wrote:
<quoted text>
1.What games? Lucas Carroll is not DF and you know it.
2. You should've learned them in 2nd grade, not half an hour ago off Wikipedia. Anyway, you've completely missed the point again. You should've UNDERSTOOD that we don't ACTUALLY think that you're a 1st grader.
3.Eh?
4.<quoted text>
5.Lolspellingfail.
6.THis is irrelevant.
I'll start a new topic so me, DF, and possibly Crazy Fish can humiliate creationists like you.
1. You try to make me talk about God when you refuse to listen anyway.
2. I DID learn them in second grade. I don't usually rely on wikipedia. Also, how would you know if I was on wikipedia?
3. Bah, nevermind.
4. Well, it should be obvious by now. You need girl knowledge.
5. I don't care, I corrected it.
6. So? It proves you wrong.
7. I believe in both theories, mister.
JMD-577

Minneapolis, MN

#9 Sep 22, 2012
Pinky And Ze Brain wrote:
<quoted text>Heh Jacob, if you are against homosexuality then you shouldn't have registered on Imperial Palace, I got banned for insulting homosexuals. Also, Math 7 mook, AW and I are higher in terms of academics. Also, who is this Jacob, do you mean the Jacobian(math term) that CF learned about in Calculus? Math Sevi junior.
One more thing, juniors shouldn't breed, coz of 2 things:
1. It pisses the ladies off.
2. It'll create more juniors.
1. I didn't get an account, foo.
2. So what? An IQ says it all, which I have as 102.(not -102!)
3. The Jacob is the name you just mentioned.
4. What does that say? Do you mean seven? Yeah, go call yourself junior.
5. Yeah, it really does piss off the girls when you come around.
6. I don't plan on having kids.
JMD-577

Minneapolis, MN

#10 Sep 22, 2012
Pinky And Ze Brain wrote:
<quoted text>
1. Orly?
2. Wikipedia doesn't count, moron.
3. Yes, so we can laugh at your juniorish voice.
4. Yes, crush, as in, crush the junior with 20 tons of dynamite.
5. Spelling fail, and who's post is humiliated. Stop talking to yourself.
6. Irrelevant topic FTW?
1. Yes really.
2. second grade counts. I wasn't on wikipedia at the time, I was looking at this site.
3. I have had a deep voice ever since 4th to present.
4. Okay, have fun blowing up your mind.
5. Do you need a head checkup?
6. Okay, you really do need to go to the doctor.

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#11 Sep 22, 2012
JMD-577 wrote:
<quoted text>
1. Yes really.
2. second grade counts. I wasn't on wikipedia at the time, I was looking at this site.
3. I have had a deep voice ever since 4th to present.
4. Okay, have fun blowing up your mind.
5. Do you need a head checkup?
6. Okay, you really do need to go to the doctor.
1. http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~baz22/yarly.jpg Yarly, not Yes really
2. Orly?
3. Your voice can't be heard on the internet.
4. What mind, you once said I don't have a mind.
5. Dr. Facepalm gave me one yesterday.
6. I just did.

Since: Sep 12

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#12 Sep 22, 2012
JMD-577 wrote:
<quoted text>
1. I didn't get an account, foo.
2. So what? An IQ says it all, which I have as 102.(not -102!)
3. The Jacob is the name you just mentioned.
4. What does that say? Do you mean seven? Yeah, go call yourself junior.
5. Yeah, it really does piss off the girls when you come around.
6. I don't plan on having kids.
1. The newest member on Imperial Palace is JMD.
2. Did I just say anything about your IQ?
3. Jacobian?
4. You said so yourself you're in Math 7, I'm in Pre Alg
5. 8th grade girls have crushes on me, what about you?
6. Good! I am happy that you said no!!!!!!!

Since: Sep 12

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#13 Sep 22, 2012
Stupid.

Since: Sep 12

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#16 Sep 22, 2012
Trollface.jpg??????????

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