Komodo dragon vs leopard

Komodo dragon vs leopard

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#1 Jun 28, 2013
Oase, coprolite1, old man wilikers, paleoworld, and xenoxomo are sitting down on the arena seats.
A Komodo dragon roars ferociously at a pride leopard, only separated by two bars.
Views from the audience:
Oase: Komodo dragon, DUH.
Coprolite1: Fanboy, troll, cretin
Old man wilikers: leopard will like totally flog
Paleoworld: Leapord wins rather easily.
Xenoxomo: it can go either way, but I support the Leapord.
The fight begins...
The leopard charges at the Komodo dragon, and outflanks it. It then bites into the Komodo dragons scaly skin, but the Komodo dragon can withstand it. The KD then shoves the Leapord off and leaps onto its side, tearing and biting. Suddenly the Leapord rams into a wall, where the KD loses its balance. Now, deafens less on the floor the Komodo dragon is mauled to death by the Leapord.
Views from the audience:
Oase: Yea yea, it was a 'one off, fight'.
Coprolite1: Fanboy, can't accept the facts.
Oase: shaddup moron
Announcer: okay, next opinions please,
Paleoworld: expected outcome
Old man wilikers: Leapord flogged, just like I thought.
Xenoxomo: easy win for the Leapord.
The end.
Oase

Jakarta, Indonesia

#2 Jun 28, 2013
xenoxomo wrote:
Oase, coprolite1, old man wilikers, paleoworld, and xenoxomo are sitting down on the arena seats.
A Komodo dragon roars ferociously at a pride leopard, only separated by two bars.
Views from the audience:
Oase: Komodo dragon, DUH.
Coprolite1: Fanboy, troll, cretin
Old man wilikers: leopard will like totally flog
Paleoworld: Leapord wins rather easily.
Xenoxomo: it can go either way, but I support the Leapord.
The fight begins...
The leopard charges at the Komodo dragon, and outflanks it. It then bites into the Komodo dragons scaly skin, but the Komodo dragon can withstand it. The KD then shoves the Leapord off and leaps onto its side, tearing and biting. Suddenly the Leapord rams into a wall, where the KD loses its balance. Now, deafens less on the floor the Komodo dragon is mauled to death by the Leapord.
Views from the audience:
Oase: Yea yea, it was a 'one off, fight'.
Coprolite1: Fanboy, can't accept the facts.
Oase: shaddup moron
Announcer: okay, next opinions please,
Paleoworld: expected outcome
Old man wilikers: Leapord flogged, just like I thought.
Xenoxomo: easy win for the Leapord.
The end.
Are you dumb??!!!
Leopard : 70 kg.
Komodo: 135 kg.
Komodo wins, mismatch.
The dragon could rip the cat's head off or break it's skull with a tail slash.

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#3 Jun 28, 2013
Are you dumb?

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#4 Jun 28, 2013
And those are ridiculous scenarios. The Leapord is far more agile and they are about the same size,
Oase

Jakarta, Indonesia

#5 Jun 28, 2013
xenoxomo wrote:
And those are ridiculous scenarios. The Leapord is far more agile and they are about the same size,
The Komodo has every advantage except speed and agility.
It's smarter, stronger, and bigger.
And a single tail slash could break the Leopard's skull.
+ This fight is like a maximized fight of a Water Monitor Lizard vs a Leopard Cat.

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#6 Jun 29, 2013
I made this thread to annoy you, it's not based on facts. And it was an equal fight. When will you get it, Komodo dragon fanboy.
old man wilikers

Klemzig, Australia

#7 Jun 29, 2013
Lepard has a large chance of winning.

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#8 Jun 29, 2013
Yep.
Oase

Jakarta, Indonesia

#9 Jun 29, 2013
xenoxomo wrote:
I made this thread to annoy you, it's not based on facts. And it was an equal fight. When will you get it, Komodo dragon fanboy.
You're all sad morons,
A Leopard is a weak fighter, sometimes losing to female lions and it couldn't hunt buffaloes.
Komodos eat buffaloes everytime.
Komodo 70/30.

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#10 Jun 29, 2013
Saddo get a life moron dumbass Oase.
Oase

Jakarta, Indonesia

#11 Jun 29, 2013
xenoxomo wrote:
Saddo get a life moron dumbass Oase.
No, you gi get a life, Gay boy!!!!!!!!
Oase

Jakarta, Indonesia

#12 Jun 29, 2013
xenoxomo wrote:
Saddo get a life moron dumbass Oase.
Get a life, sucker!!!!!

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#13 Jun 29, 2013
Your the gay one, dumbass of dumbasses.
Oase

Jakarta, Indonesia

#14 Jun 29, 2013
xenoxomo wrote:
Your the gay one, dumbass of dumbasses.
You're gay and you don't know the difference between "You're" and "Your".
Sucker.

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#15 Jun 30, 2013
You don't deserve a life, you dumb, imbecilic dumbass.

“'QUANDARY'”

Since: Oct 12

Cheshire UK

#16 Jun 30, 2013
xenoxomo wrote:
You don't deserve a life, you dumb, imbecilic dumbass.
I see you now realise just what a cretin, Oase is?

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#17 Jun 30, 2013
Coprolite1 wrote:
<quoted text>
I see you now realise just what a cretin, Oase is?
Yep.
old man wilikers

Klemzig, Australia

#18 Jun 30, 2013
komodo poisen is the only reason they eat buffulo.
Oase

Jakarta, Indonesia

#19 Jun 30, 2013
old man wilikers wrote:
komodo poisen is the only reason they eat buffulo.
No!!!
Komodos use strength and speed too.
Oase

Jakarta, Indonesia

#20 Jun 30, 2013
xenoxomo wrote:
You don't deserve a life, you dumb, imbecilic dumbass.
You're dumber than me!!!!
Cause you're a sucker with a sad, sad, sad life.
Sucker.

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