Hippo vs Komodo dragon
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Emperor Edaphosaurus

Chester, UK

#1 May 26, 2013
Edaph: You join us at the start of what is to be an epic battle between two great titans of the animal world

Paleo: Indeed. In the red corner we have the worlds largest living lizard, the almighty Komodo dragon

Ora: Snarl!

Edaph: And in the blue corner we see one of the largest land mammals, the Hippopotamus!

Hippo: Grunt

Paleo: Ok, before we watch the clash of the titans I think we should hand over to Tyranna who is in the audience. Ok Tyranna, what is the mood of the people over there?

Tyranna: Well they are really pumped for this afternoons battle (Random chears from the audience)So, Crazy fish, what do you think is going to happen?

Fish: It is going to be carnage for the lizard. He would be stupid to think that he would defeat a hippo.

Tyranno: Yep!

Tyranna: So what about you Derp?

Derp: The reptile will be crushed!

Tyranno: Yep!

Tyranna: And what about you Oase?

Oase: Komodo will win! Yay! Everyone else is stupid! Indonesia makes everyone jealous!

Tyranno: Nope!

Tyranna: So mixed feelings from the crowd, back to you Paleo!

Paleo: Thank you Tyranna. So the fight is about to begin but first here is Edaphosaurus with the rules:

Edaph: Well, this fight is on land with no environmental advantages for either party. Other than that it is a fight to the death.

Paleo: Well there goes the bell and the fight has begun!

Edaph: As you can see the dragon is trying to creep up on the hippo and get in a bite. The Hippo is standing firm and ready to retort.

Paleo: Oh look, the lizard hat gotten a bite in!

Oase: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Edaph: The Hippo is now chasing the dragon around the arena.

Paleo: Unfortunately for the dragon, being cold blooded means he will quickly tire.

Edaph: Secondarily, One bight keeps a cut open but does not kill

Paleo: As you can see the Komodo has stopped to sunbathe

Edaph: That is a bad move as now the Hippo has a chance.

Hippo:(Grabs dragon and shakes it)

Ora: Shriek! Snivel! Groan!

Paleo: it looks like the hippo has won!

Hippo:(Drops the lizard and tramples its corpse) Roar!

Edaph: Over to Tyranna who is in the crowd to find out other people's verdict on this fight:

Tyranna: So The Hippo has won. what do you think Spino?

Spino: I was expecting this.

Tyranno: Yep.

Oase: Impossible! But won't the hippo die from a bite?

Tyranno: Nope!

Fish: As long as the bite is not infected the Hippo will be fine!

The end!

“'QUANDARY'”

Since: Oct 12

Cheshire UK

#2 May 26, 2013
Excellent! LOL.
I've splattered coffee all over me screen!!!

“Australia's #1 Paleontologist”

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#3 May 26, 2013
Nicely done ;)

Get ready for Oasengenggam's comment about why the dragon should have won...
Oase

Jakarta, Indonesia

#4 May 26, 2013
This is my description. A male Komodo Dragons is drinking in a river. A Male Hippo is swimming, he sees the Dragon and thinks that it's a threath, the mammal Charges at the lizard. But the Ora dodges and counters with a tail whip to the legs. The mammal is injured, but it bites the Dragon. But due to it's thick hide, the lizard claws the Hippo's right eye. The Hippo releases the lizard and the Dragon rips the throat of the Hippo.
The Dragon then breaks the legs and eats it's lunch.
A Christian Edaphosaurus

Chester, UK

#5 May 26, 2013
As if on queue...

“Clash of the titans!”

Since: May 13

Isla Sorna,JP

#6 May 26, 2013
Brilliant!

Since: May 12

North America, Early Jurassic

#7 May 26, 2013
The hippo would just decapitate the lizard with a bite to its head.
DERP

Richmond, Canada

#8 May 26, 2013
Emperor Edaphosaurus wrote:
Edaph: You join us at the start of what is to be an epic battle between two great titans of the animal world
Paleo: Indeed. In the red corner we have the worlds largest living lizard, the almighty Komodo dragon
Ora: Snarl!
Edaph: And in the blue corner we see one of the largest land mammals, the Hippopotamus!
Hippo: Grunt
Paleo: Ok, before we watch the clash of the titans I think we should hand over to Tyranna who is in the audience. Ok Tyranna, what is the mood of the people over there?
Tyranna: Well they are really pumped for this afternoons battle (Random chears from the audience)So, Crazy fish, what do you think is going to happen?
Fish: It is going to be carnage for the lizard. He would be stupid to think that he would defeat a hippo.
Tyranno: Yep!
Tyranna: So what about you Derp?
Derp: The reptile will be crushed!
Tyranno: Yep!
Tyranna: And what about you Oase?
Oase: Komodo will win! Yay! Everyone else is stupid! Indonesia makes everyone jealous!
Tyranno: Nope!
Tyranna: So mixed feelings from the crowd, back to you Paleo!
Paleo: Thank you Tyranna. So the fight is about to begin but first here is Edaphosaurus with the rules:
Edaph: Well, this fight is on land with no environmental advantages for either party. Other than that it is a fight to the death.
Paleo: Well there goes the bell and the fight has begun!
Edaph: As you can see the dragon is trying to creep up on the hippo and get in a bite. The Hippo is standing firm and ready to retort.
Paleo: Oh look, the lizard hat gotten a bite in!
Oase: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Edaph: The Hippo is now chasing the dragon around the arena.
Paleo: Unfortunately for the dragon, being cold blooded means he will quickly tire.
Edaph: Secondarily, One bight keeps a cut open but does not kill
Paleo: As you can see the Komodo has stopped to sunbathe
Edaph: That is a bad move as now the Hippo has a chance.
Hippo:(Grabs dragon and shakes it)
Ora: Shriek! Snivel! Groan!
Paleo: it looks like the hippo has won!
Hippo:(Drops the lizard and tramples its corpse) Roar!
Edaph: Over to Tyranna who is in the crowd to find out other people's verdict on this fight:
Tyranna: So The Hippo has won. what do you think Spino?
Spino: I was expecting this.
Tyranno: Yep.
Oase: Impossible! But won't the hippo die from a bite?
Tyranno: Nope!
Fish: As long as the bite is not infected the Hippo will be fine!
The end!
Brilliant,just brilliant.

“'QUANDARY'”

Since: Oct 12

Cheshire UK

#9 May 26, 2013
You should continue 'The story so far' on IP!!!
Oase

Jakarta, Indonesia

#10 May 26, 2013
Dilophosaurus wrote:
The hippo would just decapitate the lizard with a bite to its head.
The lizard is just too agile.

“Clash of the titans!”

Since: May 13

Isla Sorna,JP

#11 May 26, 2013
The lizard is to [email protected]? WTH
Oase

Jakarta, Indonesia

#12 May 26, 2013
Tyrannosauridae wrote:
The lizard is to [email protected]? WTH
Yes it is.

“Clash of the titans!”

Since: May 13

Isla Sorna,JP

#13 May 26, 2013
Hippo is 15 times more massive and has 3inch thick skin.
Oase

Jakarta, Indonesia

#14 May 26, 2013
Tyrannosauridae wrote:
Hippo is 15 times more massive and has 3inch thick skin.
The Dragon's skin is thicker than chainmail itself and it's teeth are build for cutting through meat, like a dagger.
Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus

Mosman, Australia

#15 May 27, 2013
Please a Hippo would destroy a Komodo!

“'QUANDARY'”

Since: Oct 12

Cheshire UK

#16 May 27, 2013
Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus wrote:
Please a Hippo would destroy a Komodo!
As in: No replies would destroy a troll!!

“Clash of the titans!”

Since: May 13

Isla Sorna,JP

#17 May 27, 2013
You right
DERP

Richmond, Canada

#18 May 27, 2013
Oase wrote:
<quoted text>
The Dragon's skin is thicker than chainmail itself and it's teeth are build for cutting through meat, like a dagger.
The dragons skin thicker than chainmail?Dang your head is as thick as Earth itself!!!

“Clash of the titans!”

Since: May 13

Isla Sorna,JP

#19 May 27, 2013
LOLOLOL funny XD

Since: May 12

North America, Early Jurassic

#20 May 27, 2013
Oase wrote:
<quoted text>
The lizard is just too agile.
The hippo is just too big and powerful. The lizard's agility won't really help it much here.

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