Rexby Vs T.Rex

“'QUANDARY'”

Since: Oct 12

Cheshire UK

#1 Feb 7, 2013
Adapted: again!

Depiction:

There's a famous park called Yellow stone,
that's noted for fresh air and fun,
And Mr and Mrs Rexby went there,
with the idiot that they call their son.

He was a very strange chap was Rexby
variable of age + 9ft tall when wet
He had a samuri sword to play with
the sharpest (I wonder why) his parents could get.

They didn't think much of the animals,
and the geysers were fiddling and small,
There were no bears eating the patrons,
in fact, nothing to feed rexby to at all.

So seeking for further amusement,
They timesliped to Jurrasic park, zoo.
Where they had T.Rex, veloceraptors, and pterosaurs.
And even a Spinosaurus or two.

There was one great big T.Rex called Wallace,
his face was all scared and torn.
And he lay in a somnolent posture,
half asleep in a sun dappled lawn.

Well Rexby had heard about T.rex's,
as how they were so, awesome... innit.
And seeing the creature all peaceful,
well, it didn't seem right to the t!t.

Now, much to his parents enjoyment.
and not showing a morsal of fear.
he took his samuri sword by the handle,
and stuffed it in Wallace's ear.

Well you could see that the T.Rex didn't like it,
coz he sat up stiff as a pole,
and closing his vast jaws around him,
swallowed both sword and rexby whole.

Paleo, Edaph and the others,
all gave out a tremendous cheer.
Coz from now on the Topix Dinosaur forum,
now at least would be Rexby clear.

“'QUANDARY'”

Since: Oct 12

Cheshire UK

#2 Feb 7, 2013
Ahem! Sorry guys...
Just couldn't resist it!!
Tyrannosaurus rex

Chennai, India

#3 Feb 7, 2013
great poem!!!!!!1
Allosaur King

Kent, WA

#4 Feb 7, 2013
Coprolite1 wrote:
Adapted: again!
Depiction:
There's a famous park called Yellow stone,
that's noted for fresh air and fun,
And Mr and Mrs Rexby went there,
with the idiot that they call their son.
He was a very strange chap was Rexby
variable of age + 9ft tall when wet
He had a samuri sword to play with
the sharpest (I wonder why) his parents could get.
They didn't think much of the animals,
and the geysers were fiddling and small,
There were no bears eating the patrons,
in fact, nothing to feed rexby to at all.
So seeking for further amusement,
They timesliped to Jurrasic park, zoo.
Where they had T.Rex, veloceraptors, and pterosaurs.
And even a Spinosaurus or two.
There was one great big T.Rex called Wallace,
his face was all scared and torn.
And he lay in a somnolent posture,
half asleep in a sun dappled lawn.
Well Rexby had heard about T.rex's,
as how they were so, awesome... innit.
And seeing the creature all peaceful,
well, it didn't seem right to the t!t.
Now, much to his parents enjoyment.
and not showing a morsal of fear.
he took his samuri sword by the handle,
and stuffed it in Wallace's ear.
Well you could see that the T.Rex didn't like it,
coz he sat up stiff as a pole,
and closing his vast jaws around him,
swallowed both sword and rexby whole.
Paleo, Edaph and the others,
all gave out a tremendous cheer.
Coz from now on the Topix Dinosaur forum,
now at least would be Rexby clear.
This is very rude and insulting.
Evan

Bristol, CT

#5 Feb 7, 2013
This is your best story yet!!! xD

“Born to be wild”

Since: Jan 12

Cheshire UK

#6 Feb 7, 2013
Allosaur King wrote:
<quoted text>This is very rude and insulting.
You missed out, funny,

“'QUANDARY'”

Since: Oct 12

Cheshire UK

#7 Feb 8, 2013
Evan wrote:
This is your best story yet!!! xD
Thanks, fellow Imperial Palace member!
As Isaacasaurus says, Funny, innit.

“'QUANDARY'”

Since: Oct 12

Cheshire UK

#8 Feb 8, 2013
... Amazingly witty, erudite, pithy, clever, and....

“'SPOT' The Diplodocus”

Since: Feb 12

Cheshire UK

#9 Feb 8, 2013
Yes, OK, Coprolite... It's not that bloody good!!!
PredatorX

Kent, WA

#10 Feb 8, 2013
Tyranna2 wrote:
Yes, OK, Coprolite... It's not that bloody good!!!
Yup,you walked straight in that one.Nice too have you back.
DinoRex

Honolulu, HI

#11 Feb 8, 2013
yellowstone park? thats the park with wolves!!! and stop making people think that. pred' is right. your the troll.

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