Picnic with cannibals at Wisconsin's Aztalan State Park

Oct 28, 2013 Full story: The Modesto Bee

Westbound from Milwaukee, the scenery on I-94 gradually shifts from subdivision and strip malls to rolling Wisconsin prairie blanketed in cornfields.

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Geralyn Laffey

Old Lyme, CT

#1 Oct 28, 2013
When you want to talk high protein, you want to talk flesh. And if you want to talk flesh, talk about something that's close to home. No feedlot in faraway Kansas, no farm in North Dakota with cows that'll sooner stomp you into the iron-cold ground as look at you. Eat Mom! She's obese, she's wheelchair-bound, she smokes heavily so her cheeks, nose and forehead have that smokey BBQ tang, she's totally diabetic and those enormous thighs and those gelid, gross flobby things underneath her arms are sweet with the flavor of diet orange soda which she drinks by the gallon! Oh! Don't forget how hideously controlling she is. Okay. My guess is that those redskins had the same problems, i.e., world-class shithead mommas and so what the hey! Or cowabunga to use an injun word! Chow time! Dig in! Really, you don't need some fancy anthropologist to figure this out. You fatten up the bad mommas to tide the rest of the people over in thin times. It ain't algeebra!

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