This is a perfect example. Any priest would have been taught that living water is figurative and means everlasting life. Regular water is the one essential thing for keeping us alive in this life, and the living water that Jesus spoke of are his words and actions and the awakening of one's soul that will give us life beyond this world.<quoted text>
That's why the living tadpole water incident stands.
Now, what you need to do is to contact Webster's Dictionary and demand that they add semen to the list of synonyms that one finds when they look up the definition for water, simply because semen has water in it. LOL!!!! Like I said, if someone told me that someone such as yourself existed, I wouldn't believe them. I would be a "doubting Thomas". But here I am witnessing it for my very own eyes and it truly is miraculous.