Bulgarian Archaeologists Dig into Med...

Bulgarian Archaeologists Dig into Medieval Monastery amidst 'Vampire' Finds

There are 1 comment on the Sofia News Agency story from Jun 27, 2012, titled Bulgarian Archaeologists Dig into Medieval Monastery amidst 'Vampire' Finds. In it, Sofia News Agency reports that:

Prof. Nikolay Ovcharov poses with newly uncovered walls at the St. Peter and St.

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Reeki Polvo

East Haddam, CT

#1 Jun 27, 2012
Prof. Nikolay Ovcharov is known (to reporters of the Sofia News Agency, at least) as the "Bulgarian Indiana Jones." To Bulgarians, especially Bulgarian archaeologists, he is known variously as "The Balkan Buffoon" and "New Jersey Jones" and "Bingo, the Dog Faced Boy." This gives you some idea of the esteem he is held in by the Bulgarian archaeological corps. He is also shown ritually cleansing the bones of an alleged vampire with wine, prior to reburial. Obviously, you can't be too careful, right? In fact, he used a local off-brand cola, Krepsi Kola, not wine. This will have 2 effects: it will rapidly eat away the bones to a foul-smelling calcitic slurry and a failure to stop the alleged vampire from its nightly rampages to quench its thirst for human blood and human souls. Strong work, Professor Knucklehead!

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