Mmmm. Scientists test mummy meat from ancient tombs
So you've gone through all the trouble of mummifying a loved one. You've hired embalmers to remove her organs, treat her body with a precise mixture of oils and balms, and carefully wrap her in bandages.Full Story
#1 Nov 20, 2013
These useless, self-validating "scientists" are not only robbing graves now, but defiling the dead... profanation pure and rotten.
#2 Nov 20, 2013
They shouldn't be eating that sht.
#3 Nov 20, 2013
C'mon, Faith -- it's well known that Michiganders will eat deep fried roadkill or even skip the deep frying if the road's hot. And we all know that Master Chef saying: "One man's shit is another's soufflé."
As far as the preposterously named "Cordwainer Trout": Hey, they're dead. They don't care. They're dead. Got it? "Profanation " as a concept, as a practice, as a precept, is also dead. It had a really great run, but now it's out in the cold with other archaic superstitions on the ash heap of vapid ideas. BTW, I think I made up the troll name "Cordwainer Trout" some time ago. No one loves a lame name thief, you know. They always end up drowning in a douchebag.
#4 Nov 20, 2013
Blow it out your bung-hole, sissy.
#5 Nov 21, 2013
Now, now, Faith, I don't want to get on your bad side. Heavens no! As a sissy, a girlie-boy, I shreik at shadows to say nothing of racist, homophobic Michiganders! What I remember the most from my only visit to Michigan was the number of KKK bumper stickers on pick-up truck bumpers and the universal attachment of gun racks (with guns) in pick-up cabs. And the gruesome obesity. And the scowls. An angry, angry populace. Probably convinced of one government conspiracy or another. Colorful locals? Or scrofulous PWT? It was a disheartening experience. When I read an article in a mass-market magazine listing Michigan as by far the worst state to live in (and there was some real competition as you can imagine), it made sense. The advice from this sissy? Move girl.
Add your comments below
|Who Is Allah? (Aug '07)||1 hr||bmz||211,863|
|Lost Forever Isis militants smash ancient artif...||11 hr||Eleanor||1|
|Dead Sea Scrolls, Ancient Artifacts to Be Displ...||Feb 22||dollarsbill||16|
|Archaeologists start to unearth the secrets of ...||Feb 15||DeQuitacre||1|
|Tobacco planted on archaeological area||Feb 12||Tokat||1|
|Copper mining threatens Afghan site of ancient ...||Feb 8||Mag||1|
|Take the WW II archaeology quiz||Feb 3||Eric Swanson||4|
Find what you want!
Search Archaeology Forum Now
Copyright © 2015 Topix LLC