Millionaire Asks Santa For Girlfriend via Billboard

Marc Paskin, 62, purchased a billboard in the San Diego neighborhood of Barrio Logan that declares, " All I Want for Christmas is a Latina Girlfriend ." The outdoor ad also shows a picture of Paskin's smiling face next to a photo of a wishlist, accompanied by his email address .

[Donkey Estonkey]

Shouldn't be a problem: That billboard trick has always worked for me...

[JM_Brazil]

How big was the billboard?

[quilterqueen]

That should get him a year's supply. I wonder what he'll do next?

[Rockstar hippy]

No prob.........i'm a personal friend of Santa's so i'll pass it on.

[Pull My Finger]

Santa's gonna send him a latina woman alright. Ugly Betty Suarez.

[OneRyder]

He's clueless. If you're a millionaire he doesn't need a billboard. One post online and he'll have 100+ responses with pictures.

I know woman like to call us men shallow, cause we are drawn by the promise of sex.

But that doesn't account for the fact that we all know a 62 year old, kidney spot blotched man in diapers could get a "gorgeous" woman in no time.....as long as he has that million dollars and she can get to it.

[OneRyder]

Pull My Finger wrote:

Santa's gonna send him a latina woman alright. Ugly Betty Suarez.

Naah, more like the hot woman from "Modern Family". He's rich.

[DonkeyEstonkey]

Hope it works out for the guy.
Seems like today there are a jillion of new ways to meet someone.
It's easy to surmise that this guy is lonely, but it might just be he chose this vehicle because he's busy in his profession.
Back in the day, there were periods when my work left little time for the kind of socializing that brings new people into one's life. That could easily be the case here.

...or maybe he's a serial killing sociopath who eats children's fingers for breakfast.

[Grogan]

I don't know why he just doesn't go to zumba.

[Anonymous]

What a loser.

BTW, Grogan, zumba is aerobics with a new label thrown on it so dumb people will think it's something new. I see you're one of them. LOL!!

[Grogan]

Anonymous wrote:

What a loser.
BTW, Grogan, zumba is aerobics with a new label thrown on it so dumb people will think it's something new. I see you're one of them. LOL!!

There was a story about a prostitute ring being run out of a zumba fitness establishment. I thought everybody heard about the new way to do zumba or to get one. lol !!