Bowel movement on the sidewalk

Bowel movement on the sidewalk

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Godfrey Daniel

Roseville, CA

#2 May 6, 2013
Are you bragging or complaining? And since you are apparently in Utica, NY what in the name of Sarah Palin is this doing on the Woodland, CA board?

Since: Nov 12

Elk Grove, CA

#3 May 6, 2013
ellis d wrote:
I was walking downtown today and I stepped over a human bowel movement on the sidewalk.
I never would have thought that would happen in New York of all places. Glad you are keeping the West coast informed. Keep looking down and reporting crap. Like Gump said..."it happens".

Since: Mar 13

Sacramento, CA

#4 May 6, 2013
ellis d wrote:
I was walking downtown today and I stepped over a human bowel movement on the sidewalk.
What's the difference between Utica, NY, and an outhouse in the heart of downtown? No standing in line on the sidewalk!
Welcome to Utica, NY! Where bums freely drop their drawers, and have at it wherever they please!! ;)

Looking forward to the next update out of Utica, thanks ellis :).

Since: Nov 12

Elk Grove, CA

#7 May 7, 2013
ellis d wrote:
It has Mira Loma written all over it.
You really got that close to it? Why don't you take it home and frame it with the rest of your turds?
A Toad Roady

Lincoln, CA

#8 May 8, 2013
Well folks, that's what happens when peoples taxes go for farm subsidies for rich farmers and to the military industrial complex instead of for public facilities.
Bubba

Roseville, CA

#10 May 8, 2013
A Toad Roady wrote:
Well folks, that's what happens when peoples taxes go for farm subsidies for rich farmers and to the military industrial complex instead of for public facilities.
There are public facilities available, maybe not enough but you can find them if you need them. I've traveled all over the USA & the world by day and night and have never found the need to crap in the street. Not all of them but a lot of street people are PIGS! I've seen people p***ing and sh**ing in the parks and streets with facilities within a couple of blocks, sometimes just steps away.
A Toad Roady

Lincoln, CA

#11 May 8, 2013
Bubba wrote:
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There are public facilities available, maybe not enough but you can find them if you need them. I've traveled all over the USA & the world by day and night and have never found the need to crap in the street. Not all of them but a lot of street people are PIGS! I've seen people p***ing and sh**ing in the parks and streets with facilities within a couple of blocks, sometimes just steps away.
B.S. I worked downtown for years and there aren't public facilities everywhere. Since 911 you can't get into government buildings without a badge or a full blown search and sign -in if you just want to use the restroom. And the restrooms at the few parks downtown are either locked most of the time or so filthy from lack of cleaning you can see why people use what -ever/where- ever to relieve themselves.

I wish I were a super human like you who has never had explosive diarrhea.

And tell the elderly lady that I saw who wet her pants while shopping at Safeway at Douglas and Sierra collage what a low -life she is because the restroom she needed to use was full.
Bubba

Roseville, CA

#12 May 8, 2013
Yeah you might have to walk 2 or 3 blocks to take a dump! Poor babies! Most fast food, coffee joints have rest rooms, so does the Amtrak station downtown, open from about 5 am to after midnight. Old Town has public restaurants as does the shopping center downtown, library and the capital Park among other places. Yeah I know, just squat down and shit all over the sidewalk instead, don't even try to find a secluded spot. We certainly don't want to damage your self esteem or your sense of entitlement!

Some of us have never had the explosive diarrhea that caused us to shit all over the sidewalk, as amazing as that seems to a turd-head like you!

Well that lady at Safeway didn't choose to squat down, pull down her panties and piss all over the floor at Safeway so I guess that's something. As you said she was a LADY, not a PIG! Restrooms are sometimes occupied, usually you can find another nearby or just have time to wait. Not exactly rocket science!

Why don't you invite all your smelly doper slacker friends to shit all over your sidewalk and driveway since you find it so acceptable? That'll be the day! LOL
A Toad Roady

Lincoln, CA

#13 May 8, 2013
Bubba wrote:
Yeah you might have to walk 2 or 3 blocks to take a dump! Poor babies! Most fast food, coffee joints have rest rooms, so does the Amtrak station downtown, open from about 5 am to after midnight. Old Town has public restaurants as does the shopping center downtown, library and the capital Park among other places. Yeah I know, just squat down and shit all over the sidewalk instead, don't even try to find a secluded spot. We certainly don't want to damage your self esteem or your sense of entitlement!
Some of us have never had the explosive diarrhea that caused us to shit all over the sidewalk, as amazing as that seems to a turd-head like you!
Well that lady at Safeway didn't choose to squat down, pull down her panties and piss all over the floor at Safeway so I guess that's something. As you said she was a LADY, not a PIG! Restrooms are sometimes occupied, usually you can find another nearby or just have time to wait. Not exactly rocket science!
Why don't you invite all your smelly doper slacker friends to shit all over your sidewalk and driveway since you find it so acceptable? That'll be the day! LOL
So you saw the person who took a dump downtown and they squatted down, pulled down their panties and took a dump?

And your B.S. about "smelly doper slacker friends", mine are all professionals who work, dress and act professional.

Many times over the years while working down town and while dressed professionally I've tried to use retail businesses restroom facilities and was told they’re for patrons only.

You've never been downtown have you.

Since: Mar 13

Sacramento, CA

#14 May 8, 2013
A Toad Roady wrote:
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You've never been downtown have you.
ROFLMFAO!!!
Bubba

Roseville, CA

#15 May 9, 2013
A Toad Roady wrote:
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So you saw the person who took a dump downtown and they squatted down, pulled down their panties and took a dump?
And your B.S. about "smelly doper slacker friends", mine are all professionals who work, dress and act professional.
Many times over the years while working down town and while dressed professionally I've tried to use retail businesses restroom facilities and was told they’re for patrons only.
You've never been downtown have you.
I've seen those PIGS squat down and take a dump right outside porta-potties (near the Civic Center in SF), MANY times very close to rest room facilities. Some people just think (literally as well as figuratively) their shit just doesn't stink! By the way you sound like one of those people!

So you have a lot of "professional" friends who shit on the streets eh? That says all we need to know about you!

Most restrooms are accessible to all even if they are marked for customers only. To their credit you do see a lot of street people using them. Only the PIGS resort to shitting in the streets!

I'm VERY familiar with downtown Sacramento and downtown San Francisco (most other major cities too!) and still spend lots of time in both places. I'm always aware of where the closest public restroom is in case I have to use it and like I say I've NEVER had to take a crap (even a piss) on the street. Then again I'm not a PIG!

Why don't you just invite all your PIG homies to take a dump in your yard? That ain't gonna' happen though! Just like the bleeding heart nut jobs who defend the vandalizing taggers their rights to uncivil and criminal behavior only extend to your property line. You'd be ready to shoot the bastards!

Since: Nov 12

Elk Grove, CA

#16 May 9, 2013
That's true Bubba, and who wants to walk around a downtown with a portaPotty every corner? That's why most cities have homeless shelters. I travel to Honolulu once in a while and I have seen some scum taking a crap right behind a bus bench, he even had toilet paper. The bum could have walked a couple of blocks to a public facility on the beach. The biggest 2 problems in Honolulu are the bums and meth.
Teaparty Twotter4ever

Sacramento, CA

#17 May 9, 2013
As the senator sair: why should we pay for the apostates? Huh? If they are gone to let loose on the sidewalk, why then we should tax them! The lower classes are the ones who leave the poop. Why should we, the one-day jobcreators pay for your excesses and treatmentrs and free lunch and later poo-poo? Why, NO. We should not be taxed...all the problems ensue from the poor wanting stuff they don't have a chance of getting. Pfooey
Bubba

Roseville, CA

#18 May 9, 2013
Teaparty Twotter4ever wrote:
As the senator sair: why should we pay for the apostates? Huh? If they are gone to let loose on the sidewalk, why then we should tax them! The lower classes are the ones who leave the poop. Why should we, the one-day jobcreators pay for your excesses and treatmentrs and free lunch and later poo-poo? Why, NO. We should not be taxed...all the problems ensue from the poor wanting stuff they don't have a chance of getting. Pfooey
Say what?
emk

United States

#19 May 11, 2013
dogs can take large dumps..how do you know it was human? did you see corn and peanuts?
Sam the Man

Roseville, CA

#20 May 11, 2013
emk wrote:
dogs can take large dumps..how do you know it was human? did you see corn and peanuts?
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to tell the difference between dog shit and human shit...even if you can't do it!
Pablo Rodgriguez Gonzale

Roseville, CA

#23 May 31, 2013
Worthington wrote:
Mestizos frequently squat and poop. Anywhere.
Amigo when you got to sheet you got to sheet you know. When you aint got no toilet paper you use your fingers. And don't drink the fooking water down in Mexico or you really be sheeting amigo. Viva Mexico! Adios amigo.
Det Didnuthin

Sonoma, CA

#24 Jun 1, 2013
This is a crime scene and the evidence must be secured. On the spot tests can be performed to determine the elemental constitution of the turd, before DNA and other revealing scientific processes are employed. The on-site sniff, touch, taste and wipe test can sometimes reliably tell us just what has been dumped and so we can guess from whence the dumper secured the dumped material. Then we can sample the dump and take samples to the suspected source restaurants for viewing, tasting, and sniffing by knowledgeable employee witnesses and customers at those locations so that they can then be compelled to reveal details about potential suspects. We have discovered some limitations to this method of determing the dumpers route with T V dinners and found food and anything smoked with fish sauce in it but the search is the game. No?
Mahmoud Abdullah

Sacramento, CA

#25 Jun 1, 2013
Det Didnuthin wrote:
This is a crime scene and the evidence must be secured. On the spot tests can be performed to determine the elemental constitution of the turd, before DNA and other revealing scientific processes are employed. The on-site sniff, touch, taste and wipe test can sometimes reliably tell us just what has been dumped and so we can guess from whence the dumper secured the dumped material. Then we can sample the dump and take samples to the suspected source restaurants for viewing, tasting, and sniffing by knowledgeable employee witnesses and customers at those locations so that they can then be compelled to reveal details about potential suspects. We have discovered some limitations to this method of determing the dumpers route with T V dinners and found food and anything smoked with fish sauce in it but the search is the game. No?
U r full of shi+ my frend
PUPU

El Dorado Hills, CA

#27 Jun 16, 2013
THIS IS THE CRAPPIEST THREAD I HAVE EVER READ.

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